A list of puns related to "Solemnize"
Always acting like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
solemn.
I asked him, "Can you tell me what it's all about, existence and all that?" His eyes looked up at me, from underneath his bushy brows. Solemnly he said, "That is is a tricky question, but you should go work in an aquarium. "I was confused. "An aquarium, why is that?" "Because then you will have porpoise in life."
Son: "Hey dad"
Dad: "Hey son"
Son: "Were you ever shot in the army?"
The dad gets tears in his eyes, as he looks up remembering the distant past. He turns to his son with a solemn face.
Dad: "No, but I was shot in the leggy"
the bartender looks at him and says "Hey.... why the long face?" The horse looks back at him and solemnly says "My uncle elmer died...". The bartender replies "I'm sorry for your loss..." the horse sighs and says "Yea...He really held the family together"
Our family is seated at the table, eating breakfast. My brother, having returned from military college, takes a long look at his hard-boiled eggs. "These shells are way too thick." He complained. My father turns to my brother, understanding his predicament, and nods thoughtfully. "I'll have a word with the chickens." He vowed solemnly.
Dead silent on the way there for the majority of the ride. It was a very solemn trip, but then...
Dad: "You know, I had this great joke about Alzheimer's that my pops loved, but-- I just can't seem to remember it."
eyes roll/lightful chuckles ensue
Can always count on him to lighten the mood even in the darkest of times.
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