Invisible man marries Invisible woman...
The kids were nothing to look at.
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins
They have no common cents
My girlfriend said if I don’t marry her then she’ll destroy my hearing
It’s a wife or deaf situation
Credit for idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/l5550w/my_girlfriend_says_if_we_dont_get_married_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.
Which melon is unable to secretly marry?
What did John say to Marry?
You've been the best part of my life and I cant imagine my life with you. Will you marry me?
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
How come melons don’t usually marry?
some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
5 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
I’m not legally allowed to marry my melon...
I’m so upset that we cantaloupe
My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
Why did the pig marry the cow
Because they were udderly in love.
Just wait until you aunt marries Robert,
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
As soon as you find someone who has 10,000 bees, marry him or her.
That’s how you know he or she is a keeper.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail
But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
I want to ask my girlfriend to marry me, but first I must ask her dad some questions...
I have to question the pop before I pop the question.
What do you give to a potato chip that you want to marry?
Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly's girlfriend agreed to marry him?
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
So I wanted to marry a muskmelon against my family's will
Unfortunately I cantaloupe
Never marry an archaeologist
They're always digging up the past.
Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him
Want to find out how?
You do the Meth!
Went to ask my girlfriends father for permission to marry
He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!"
I said: "Hi leaving I'm John!"
The wedding is next month
When a woman marries a sultan, she becomes a sultana
Of course, she has to date him first.
(courtesy of my daughter) #proudfathermomemt
Who did Mr. Hippie marry?
Mrs. Hippie!!
Ya know.. like "Mississippi"?!?
Never marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
If a Greyjoy were to marry a Dothraki warlord, their son would be named Khal Amari.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My dad always told me, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...
The kids weren't much to look at!
My son was just born(!) and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
Why couldn't the melons marry?
Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
The best advice my dad gave me was to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her.
She knows how to make bad decisions, yet stick by them.
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