A list of puns related to "Wive"
The iRoll
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They refer to them as their Ole Miss
A nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”
“That’s funny...” the man said, “I work for Twin Peaks!”
Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, “Congratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”
“That’s funny...” the second man said, “ I work for the 3M company!”
Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, “Congratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”
“That’s so funny...” said the third man, “I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”
The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, “What’s wrong?” the other men ask.
“I work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.
Happy Fathers Day!
... May they never meet.
She would just Anne Boleyn.
The other answered "16. Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer"
Remove the ring and BOOM your house is gone!
He don’t fly solo..man.
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself."
The man shrugged and said, “My wife told me to stand here.”
They can't aim for their lives.
And don't you think it's big o' me to admit it?
Netflix and kill.
I'm sorry.
It's a sad state of affairs
"What happened to the first one?" "Poison Mushrooms." "What happened to the second one?" "Poison Mushrooms." "And the third?" "Fractured skull." "How did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat the bloody poison mushrooms."
I texted my ex-wife this morning.
Me: The kids are watching 101 Dalmatians and I just noticed Lucky has a horseshoe on his back.
Ex: Yup, always has!
Me: I never noticed and I've seen this 100 times.
Ex: 100 or 101?
Me: Booooo
Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period.
Ent-trophy.
Sixteen: Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.
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