A list of puns related to "Widow"
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
She said go ahead.
I stood up said โplethoraโ and sat back down.
โThank youโ, the grieving widow responded, โit means a lotโ
โOpen casket or closedโ asked the Funeral Director.
โYesโ replied Schrรถdingerโs Widow.
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
"May I say a word?"
Sniffling, the widow agrees. The old man clears his throat, "Plethora"
"The widow smiles. "Thanks, that means a lot."
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
The funeral director asked, โCan I say a quick word?โ โSure,โ replied the widow. โThank you,โ the funeral director responded, โPlethoraโ โThanks, means a lotโ replied the widow
I think he's a heroine addict.
Another male in the coffin.
She responded "Thanks that means a lot".
It was her mourning run.
She says "Go ahead".
He says "Plethora".
She thinks for a second, looks down and replies "Thank you. That means a lot".
And said to her "Cought any love?"
Him - Why is it called "Black Widow, Baby"?
Me - Because Black Widows are notorious for killing their husbands.
Him - It should be called "Black Bear Pirate"
Me - Why?
Him - Because they say "You should've known better than to mess with me honey."
Mourning sickness
foreclosure
She just can't get over him
โSure,โ she replies. โPlethora,โ the guys says. The widow says, โThanks. That means a lot.โ
She says of course
The man says "plethora"
The widow says "Thanks. That's means a lot"
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