A man walks into an open casket funeral and approaches the widow at the front. He asks: "Mind if I say a word?". "No, go ahead" she replies.

"Bargain" the man says.

"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/giftfrom
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I was at a friends funeral and I said to the widow โ€œdo you mind if I say a word?โ€

She said go ahead.

I stood up said โ€œplethoraโ€ and sat back down.

โ€œThank youโ€, the grieving widow responded, โ€œit means a lotโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jediwag
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Schrรถdingerโ€™s Widow

โ€œOpen casket or closedโ€ asked the Funeral Director.

โ€œYesโ€ replied Schrรถdingerโ€™s Widow.

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A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."

"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
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At a funeral, a little old man goes up to the grieving widow.

"May I say a word?"

Sniffling, the widow agrees. The old man clears his throat, "Plethora"

"The widow smiles. "Thanks, that means a lot."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bigboyschoolaccount
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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A widow was at a funeral today, lost her husband.

The funeral director asked, โ€œCan I say a quick word?โ€ โ€œSure,โ€ replied the widow. โ€œThank you,โ€ the funeral director responded, โ€œPlethoraโ€ โ€œThanks, means a lotโ€ replied the widow

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Superonkey101
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.

I think he's a heroine addict.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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What did the widow who just buried her fourth husband say?

Another male in the coffin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bismuth21
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A man decided to attend his friend's funeral. He approached his friend's widow and after a consoling hug said "Plethora".

She responded "Thanks that means a lot".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jcksn_m
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Why did the widow join a marathon?

It was her mourning run.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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A man goes to a dear friend's funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word for the deceased.

She says "Go ahead".
He says "Plethora".
She thinks for a second, looks down and replies "Thank you. That means a lot".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bad_brazilian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow

And said to her "Cought any love?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/radishfacejake
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My 6 year-old got me this morning listening to "Black Widow" in the car.

Him - Why is it called "Black Widow, Baby"?

Me - Because Black Widows are notorious for killing their husbands.

Him - It should be called "Black Bear Pirate"

Me - Why?

Him - Because they say "You should've known better than to mess with me honey."

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What does a pregnant widow have?

Mourning sickness

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VexNinja
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why did the widow shut down the family business?

foreclosure

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/-Frank-Sriracha-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Did you hear about the widow who was married to a wall

She just can't get over him

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/craiglives99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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Guy walks up to the widow at her husband's funeral and says, โ€œMay I just say one word?โ€

โ€œSure,โ€ she replies. โ€œPlethora,โ€ the guys says. The widow says, โ€œThanks. That means a lot.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Futureman16
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2020
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A man asks a widow to say something at her husbands funeral...

She says of course

The man says "plethora"

The widow says "Thanks. That's means a lot"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/epmtunes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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