How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She didn’t see that well.
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I once knew a lady who was into crocheting in the dirt.
You could say she was in the knitty gritty.
How does a French lady hold her liquor?
I left my cult because of the ladies.
They were definitely the weaker sect.
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance...
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
I know I have a terrible stutter, but I would like to introduce you to the lady who cuts my hair
This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
Did you hear that Lady Gaga has an Irish-Japanese stepsister?
Best way to annoy Lady Gaga?
In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
If ladies have ladyfingers, then men will have
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
a lady goes to the doctor and says I’m addicted to Twitter
the doctor says I don’t follow you
Three old ladies on a bench...
Isn't it windy.
No, it's Thursday.
So am I, let's get a cup of tea.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
Lady: Thanks for the letters, mailman
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
....and then put it back on the shelf.
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.
The police are looking into it.
What was the reason for the Avon Lady funny walk?
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?
She couldn't see that well.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn’t see that well.
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....
....you need to let that mango.
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.