How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
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︎ May 07 2021
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She didnβt see that well.
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︎ May 16 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing my windowsil sons < 3
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I once knew a lady who was into crocheting in the dirt.
You could say she was in the knitty gritty.
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︎ May 17 2021
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︎ Apr 21 2021
How does a French lady hold her liquor?
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︎ May 05 2021
I left my cult because of the ladies.
They were definitely the weaker sect.
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I know I have a terrible stutter, but I would like to introduce you to the lady who cuts my hair
This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Did you hear that Lady Gaga has an Irish-Japanese stepsister?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Best way to annoy Lady Gaga?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
In todayβs inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didnβt like her loverβs many hang ups.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
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︎ Apr 05 2021
If ladies have ladyfingers, then men will have
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....
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︎ Feb 26 2021
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
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︎ Jan 03 2021
a lady goes to the doctor and says Iβm addicted to Twitter
the doctor says I donβt follow you
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Three old ladies on a bench...
Isn't it windy.
No, it's Thursday.
So am I, let's get a cup of tea.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Lady: Thanks for the letters, mailman
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
....and then put it back on the shelf.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
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︎ Dec 31 2020
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Avon Lady
What was the reason for the Avon Lady funny walk?
Her lipstick
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?
She couldn't see that well.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....
....you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
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