How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....
....you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.
I asked her if she was at self check out. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What did Lady Macbeth name her dog?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Avon Lady
What was the reason for the Avon Lady funny walk?
Her lipstick
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call an incontinent French lady?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Three old ladies were having a picnic when the following conversation took place.
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy?
Second lady: I thought it was Thursday.
Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Ladies, if he hisses and explodes
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︎ Dec 19 2020
A lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre
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︎ Dec 15 2020
How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
You po-po-po-poke her face!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
Itβs quite the CoNunDrum
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A beautiful lady called me Santa
i said " Ho Ho Ho please"
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said βif you need anything, Iβm Jill.β
Iβve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
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︎ Nov 02 2020
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I did a good deed today by giving up my seat on the bus to an elderly lady...
How was I supposed to know sheβd never driven a bus before?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
You know why the old lady fell down the well ?
She couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Lost a race to a catholic lady in long robes today
I thought I was the fastest, turns out Iβm second to nun
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Mississippians don't refer to their wives as their old lady
They refer to them as their Ole Miss
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.
I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why does βladdiesβ mean men but βladiesβ means women?
Because βladiesβ is missing a D.
Iβll show myself out now.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
Sheβs a caring cairn Karen.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you call a lady cop?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
How do you call a lady with bad luck?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Whatβs the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Ladies, if he canβt appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango...
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Whatβs the opposite of Lady Fingers?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Whatβs the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Whatβs the opposite of lady fingers
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Ladies, if he canβt appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...
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︎ Sep 14 2020
How do wake Lady Gaga?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
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