Knight Knight
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Which one of King Arthurβs knights named the Round Table?
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︎ May 18 2021
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Iβll see myself out.
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︎ May 13 2021
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
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There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
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Who was the knight that was very decisive?
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︎ May 14 2021
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
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︎ May 14 2021
Did you know that PT Barnum once disguised himself as a British knight?
He called himself Sir Khass
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︎ May 13 2021
Iβd like to stay for two Knights please.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Who was the roundest round knight of the round table?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells βyou smelt my armour!β
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: βYes, and what a lovely scent it had.β
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Whatβs the difference between a knight and Santaβs reindeer?
One slays the dragon, and the otherβs dragginβ the sleigh.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What's the name of a knight of the round table?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Itβs a βknight lightβ
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What do you call a really fat knight?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How do Knights communicate ?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
βI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.β - Sir Prize
βI shall see you around.β - Sir Cumference
βWe shall fight on land or sea.β - Sir Fenturf
βI was the knight who was afraid to fight.β - Sir Render
βI was the unbelievable knight.β - Sir Real
βI was the knight that drank too much.β - Sir Rhosis
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and weβre kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?
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︎ May 21 2020
A knight walks up to the king...
Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?
King: βTwas Sir Cumference.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Which one of King Arthurβs knights build the round table?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call a knight thatβs afraid to fight ?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Which knight invented the round table?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
The roundest knight at the round table
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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