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Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?

Sir Plant.

I’ll see myself out.

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What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?

Sir Loin

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There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep

But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.

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Who was the knight that was very decisive?

Sir Tainly

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Who was the knight that was very secretive?

Sir Reptitious

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Did you know that PT Barnum once disguised himself as a British knight?

He called himself Sir Khass

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I’d like to stay for two Knights please.
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Who was the roundest round knight of the round table?

Sir Cumferance

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A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells β€œyou smelt my armour!”

The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: β€œYes, and what a lovely scent it had.”

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What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?

Sir Valence.

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Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

(My dad's a math teacher)

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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What do you call a knight that jousts all the time

Sir Lancelot

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Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?

Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!

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Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?

A deus vult

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Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.

Sadly I was defeated.

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What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?

A-spear-iguess

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?

All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.

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Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?

Sir Ohsis of the Liver

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What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?

One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

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What's the name of a knight of the round table?

Sir Cole.

β—―

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A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...

He was all out of swords.

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Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
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It’s a β€œknight light”
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What do you call a really fat knight?

Sir Cumference

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King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.

Sir Veyor

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How do Knights communicate ?

Chain mail

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Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

β€œI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize

β€œI shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference

β€œWe shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf

β€œI was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render

β€œI was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real

β€œI was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis

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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?

Moataboat

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Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?

SirRacha

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A knight walks up to the king...

Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?

King: β€˜Twas Sir Cumference.

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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

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Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?

Sir Cumference!

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What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?

SIR RENDER

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Which knight invented the round table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?

Sir Render

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The roundest knight at the round table

was Sir Cumference

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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render.

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