I’d like to stay for two Knights please.
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?
One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
What's the name of a knight of the round table?
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
What do you call a really fat knight?
How do Knights communicate ?
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?
A knight walks up to the king...
Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?
King: ‘Twas Sir Cumference.
Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?
The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?
What does a blind knight wear?
When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?
A knight was trying to woo several maidens he knew with some jokes...
He had different kinds of jokes for each maiden, as he knew they each had different types of humor.
Margaret was first, and the knight stood before her and tried out a new knock knock joke. A boy watching nearby asked his mother, "why did he tell her a knock knock joke?"
The mother replied, "well sweetie that's because her husband used to always tell them, so she appreciates them more."
Next was Priscilla, and as the knight stood before her he tried out the joke the court jester told him.
"Why did the knight use a court jester joke?" Asked the boy.
"Well sweetie that's because Priscilla isnt very bright and she wouldnt understand most other jokes."
Finally it was Dawn's turn. The knight began his joke but the mother quickly covered the boys ears.
"Why did you do that?" Asked the boy.
"Because you are too young for the humor the knight uses on her, and the knight is always darkest before Dawn."
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Which knight invented the round table?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
The roundest knight at the round table
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
The fattest Knight...
at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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