Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
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What do you call a knight thatβs afraid to fight ?
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Which knight invented the round table?
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Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
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Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Whatβs the difference between a knight and Santaβs reindeer?
One slays the dragon, and the otherβs dragginβ the sleigh.
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A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
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Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
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What's the name of a knight of the round table?
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The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Itβs a βknight lightβ
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What do you call a really fat knight?
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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
βI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.β - Sir Prize
βI shall see you around.β - Sir Cumference
βWe shall fight on land or sea.β - Sir Fenturf
βI was the knight who was afraid to fight.β - Sir Render
βI was the unbelievable knight.β - Sir Real
βI was the knight that drank too much.β - Sir Rhosis
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How do Knights communicate ?
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I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
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How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
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A knight walks up to the king...
Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?
King: βTwas Sir Cumference.
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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and weβre kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?
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Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?
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Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What does a blind knight wear?
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When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?
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What do you call a very grateful knight?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Hulk screws Dark Knight
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Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
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A knight was trying to woo several maidens he knew with some jokes...
He had different kinds of jokes for each maiden, as he knew they each had different types of humor.
Margaret was first, and the knight stood before her and tried out a new knock knock joke. A boy watching nearby asked his mother, "why did he tell her a knock knock joke?"
The mother replied, "well sweetie that's because her husband used to always tell them, so she appreciates them more."
Next was Priscilla, and as the knight stood before her he tried out the joke the court jester told him.
"Why did the knight use a court jester joke?" Asked the boy.
"Well sweetie that's because Priscilla isnt very bright and she wouldnt understand most other jokes."
Finally it was Dawn's turn. The knight began his joke but the mother quickly covered the boys ears.
"Why did you do that?" Asked the boy.
"Because you are too young for the humor the knight uses on her, and the knight is always darkest before Dawn."
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Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
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Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?
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Who was the last Knight of the Round Table?
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Who was the Knight that was caught off guard in the battle field?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why did the reluctant knight finally decide to join the crusade?
The king offered him a free palace stein
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︎ Feb 23 2020
When the dark knight leaves jail...
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?
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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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The roundest knight at the round table
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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The fattest Knight...
at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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The biggest knight at King Arthurβs round table was...
Sir Cumference.
He got that way by eating too much pi.
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