Paladin Puns

A list of puns related to "Paladin"

Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?

Because it's Holey Armor.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why did the paladin have to visit the tire shop after killing an innocent bystander?

Because he was out of alignment.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Heard about the arabic paladin?

His name was pala-hadin

Dnd dadjokes

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👤︎ u/PlankenSonja
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why do dragons refuse to eat paladins? reddit.com/r/DnD/comments…
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👤︎ u/GirthMnstr
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Need help with puns.

So I have an english speaking DnD group and it’s not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.

Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushi’s. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushi’s or wizard sushi’s or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?

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👤︎ u/RobertCutter
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What does a sniper feel when he kills someone?

Recoil.

^(totally not based on a Paladins quote oh no)

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👤︎ u/ctb33391
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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