I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
Ya'll heard about the Hero Chef?
Heard he has supper powers
My wife asked me what kind of hero Black Panther is.
I replied, "He's a real Chad."
Who was the greatest hero of WW2?
Adolph Hitler. He killed Hitler!
Odysseus is lauded as the hero I the Odessy...
But his bow was the unstrung hero.
The Hero's Companion was called Roundhouse...
...because it's a Side Kick.
Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.
You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
What's the opposite of a hero?
I felt like a hero when I donated that kindey to save a kid's life
Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not
credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit
What do you call a female hero on drugs?
He’s a hero for our country
There’s only one super hero who can get into this frozen dinner
Why did the capeless hero get fired from his job?
He wasn't capable to do it.
We were watching the movie Gladiator and then saw picctures of the hero now...
Now he is a "glad he ate"er..
Who's the fastest super hero?
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
This kid at the school assembly is my hero
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief".
The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
Why isn’t there a super hero that instead of being bitten by a spider and getting a spider sense, gets bitten by lice and get a lice sense to kill?
What would a chemist say to a corrupted hero?
You argon far from serving a noble cause
What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?
What is that super hero who shrinks down to subatomic levels?
Is it... Quark Kent...?
Da dum tisssss
Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
I work in retail and today a mom asked about “My Hero Macadamia”
In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
"We don't need a fishy super hero!" The land locked victims exclaimed.
If Pablo Escobar was a super hero, what would his catch phrase be?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Who did the hero fish have to defeat?
Legend tells of an incredible hero...
Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.
The man, the myth, the legend
I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
Super Hero Waiter
What did the Super Hero Waiter serve to the Vegan Villain?
Just-ice
What comic book hero loves dad jokes?
Peter Parker didn’t always want to be a super hero
He originally had dreams of being a web designer
Did you hear that Nintendo is going to make a Queen-inspired Guitar Hero?
Its going to be called Wii Will Rock You.
Why was the hero arrested by the police?
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
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