Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
World limbo champion walks into a bar
He was instantly disqualified
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?
The world tongue twister champion got arrested
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
The world champion at throwing boomerang died
He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
What do champions put in their hair?
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.
Tennis champion right here
Once I decided to visit my old friend who is a world chess champion just to see how he's doing. This is how I became the next champion.
All I did is "check mate".
Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...
The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.
He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'
When I was younger I wanted to be the national limbo champion
I can see now I set the bar too low for myself.
What did the Australian chess champion say to his waitor when he was finished with his lunch?
I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesn’t believe it.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
The world champion in hide n' seek's name is
“You know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!”
“Some people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
The world ventriloquism champion was murdered yesterday.
His screams could be heard a mile away.
Why did the gas company like the world wrestling champion?
Because they heard he was propane (propain).
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
A limbo champion walks into a bar
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day
I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
A limbo champion walks into a bar
And is instantly disqualified
A Limbo champion walks into a bar
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
A limbo champion walks into a bar
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
A limbo champion walks into a bar
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
I got to have lunch with the world chess champion!
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt though.
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