My career as a street fighter didn't last very long.

I broke my hand punching a curb.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Where did all the G.I. Joe fighters train?

At the "Yo, Joe!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
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Foo fighters

My dad when a foo fighters song comes on the radio:

β€œHave you ever heard of that band called the Flu Fighters?! They’re sick!”

Good one dad, good one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sammylexy
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Why were the Foo Fighters in the kitchen?

They had another confection to make.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pazdispencer
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What covid vaccine did Sagat from Street Fighter take?

Pfizer! Pfizer! Pfizer!

Sagat Tiger

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChadRStewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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Why is that fighter smiling?

Because he's gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MetropolisCourier
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Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?

They keep hitting bogeys.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WW2historynut
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When one member of Foo Fighters left, how many fighters were left?

A few fighters.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KaleBennett
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What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zuwiboiii
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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Atarangi_
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/neffability
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What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?

An Im-purr-ial pilot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sprinbok-Gaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Atarangi_
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Freklred
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

Brawlhalla

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blacknmi1d
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Blobby2343
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2019
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Street Fighter fan art.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CallMeVexed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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A stealth fighter on display
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kkwong2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2019
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The foo fighters are doing an awesome job

I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sehtownguy
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What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?

He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/etherreal
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Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?

To keep his pants up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benso_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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I wish I were a British fighter pilot

Those dudes are royal AF

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klinquist
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2019
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What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?

"What's a matador?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilkshakeManRodd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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what do you get when you go fishing with a MMA fighter

the punch line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OGShouterBoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2019
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I am a dyslexic AMA fighter.

MMA.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2018
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What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?

The Piss de resistance.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrHorseHead
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2019
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What do you call a fighter who loves sausage rolls?

Connor McGreggsor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kylevanbuuren
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I recently had some Chinese food with Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl, and his brother:

Egg Grohl

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stefanhof
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2018
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I’m the second best fighter in the world.

I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aDamnedCanadian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2018
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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Capn__Brunch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2018
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Does E. Honda from Street Fighter 2 have a Korean cousin named...

E. Hyundai?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_becks_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2018
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What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?

Jose and hose B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoothHAF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2018
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I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!

I hope this joke generates lift.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2017
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What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?

"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubgeek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2017
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The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"

I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tubachris85x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2016
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My dad on fire fighters

My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.

While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."

I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."

My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GlassOrchid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2014
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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...

It was Everlong...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirvanaspirit666
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Foo Fighters and Rick Astley recently sang together.

the audience got rick grohled.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckeyespud
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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bible_Bitchboy
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2019
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Sword fighters

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2018
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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedYellon
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