Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atarangi_
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atarangi_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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The foo fighters are doing an awesome job

I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sehtownguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?

He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Street Fighter fan art.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeVexed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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If you call a bull fighter matador, what do you call a dry fighter?

Humidor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasDillinger84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blobby2343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?

To keep his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benso_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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A stealth fighter on display
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kkwong2003
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?

"What's a matador?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkshakeManRodd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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what do you get when you go fishing with a MMA fighter

the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGShouterBoy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I wish I were a British fighter pilot

Those dudes are royal AF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I am a dyslexic AMA fighter.

MMA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?

The Piss de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHorseHead
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.

He’s plane Stu pit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamlibrarianx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a fighter who loves sausage rolls?

Connor McGreggsor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylevanbuuren
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I recently had some Chinese food with Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl, and his brother:

Egg Grohl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanhof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capn__Brunch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Does E. Honda from Street Fighter 2 have a Korean cousin named...

E. Hyundai?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_becks_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I’m the second best fighter in the world.

I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aDamnedCanadian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?

Jose and hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoothHAF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!

I hope this joke generates lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?

"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubgeek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...

It was Everlong...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"

I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubachris85x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedYellon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Foo Fighters and Rick Astley recently sang together.

the audience got rick grohled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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I asked my fighter friend if I can imagine a reality where he attacks me with a magical burst of energy

He said sure-you-can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2BitThief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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My dad on fire fighters

My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.

While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."

I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."

My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassOrchid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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So I heard Foo Fighters released a new song titled "Run"...

That means they have made music to Walk to, and now to Run to... Here's hoping I get some music to Jog or Sit to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngelicShaft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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How does a German fire-fighter come to a wedding?

Dresden a tux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LectureModeOff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Why was the U.S. Fighter pilot shot down at 12:00 AM?

His wing man told him the enemy was at 1 o'clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThirdCocacola
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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What do you call four bull fighters in quick sand?

Cuatro sink-o.

Bonus: What do you call one cow watching another?

A steak out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warNpeach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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What is the best set of tools for martial arts fighter?

Karate Kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuchta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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The Food Fighters - "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Cheese)" is cheese sex a thing? youtube.com/watch?v=NE5sE…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justiceforcedave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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What colour is a stealth fighter?

Jet black

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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Did you hear about the MMA fighter who won an essay contest?

He had the best submission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capomatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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The three wise men in the nativity were actually fire fighters.

We know this because they came from afar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcarusI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bible_Bitchboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Sword fighters

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
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