Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?
They keep hitting bogeys.
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
Did you know: in boxing, it’s extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?
7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
The foo fighters are doing an awesome job
I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
A stealth fighter on display
What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?
Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?
What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?
I wish I were a British fighter pilot
what do you get when you go fishing with a MMA fighter
I am a dyslexic AMA fighter.
I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?
My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.
So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...
He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.
The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.
What do you call a fighter who loves sausage rolls?
I recently had some Chinese food with Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl, and his brother:
Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?
I’m the second best fighter in the world.
I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.
Does E. Honda from Street Fighter 2 have a Korean cousin named...
What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?
I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!
I hope this joke generates lift.
What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?
"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."
The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"
I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.
My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...
My dad on fire fighters
My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.
While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."
I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."
My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."
Foo Fighters and Rick Astley recently sang together.
the audience got rick grohled.
I asked my fighter friend if I can imagine a reality where he attacks me with a magical burst of energy
So I heard Foo Fighters released a new song titled "Run"...
That means they have made music to Walk to, and now to Run to... Here's hoping I get some music to Jog or Sit to.
How does a German fire-fighter come to a wedding?
Why was the U.S. Fighter pilot shot down at 12:00 AM?
His wing man told him the enemy was at 1 o'clock.
What do you call four bull fighters in quick sand?
Bonus: What do you call one cow watching another?
A steak out.
What is the best set of tools for martial arts fighter?
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.