Fighter Jet Puns

A list of puns related to "Fighter Jet"

What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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👤︎ u/zuwiboiii
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.

He’s plane Stu pit.

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👤︎ u/iamlibrarianx
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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I used to be a financial advisor for the military..

One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.

I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.

I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”

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👤︎ u/The_Bandit_TFR
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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My dad, on the seats he got us for Star Wars

We have fighter jet seats

F17, F18

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👤︎ u/LeoNickle
📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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