airplane pun

I was going to make a joke on a broken plane

but it never took off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocrebb776
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Airplane puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OurtubeBlyat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I have a bunch of airplane puns.

but they will just go over everyone's head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myre_or_less
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seven_Arcadian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My dad told me a joke about airplanes

But it just went over my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abfinz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsteamPhenomena
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting high and mighty?

"I've had it with your altitude"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levivilla4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Son: Dad, will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?

Dad: I just can't see them taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AviationChic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

Stationery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Want to hear an airplane joke?

Nevermind, it would go over your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heregoessomethong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why should you never tell jokes on an airplane?

Because they'll just go over everyone's head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartansATTACK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the airplane get sent to his room?

Because of his bad altitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/licheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want them? Nyoow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why are airplanes so hard to see?

Because they're in disguise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Where do veggies go after they get off the airplane?

To Cabbage Claim!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.

The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I told a couple airplane jokes to my friends

But none of them landed well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ewick77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.

The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karanrime
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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*airplane noises intensify*

β€œWhat do we want?”

β€œAIRPLANE NOISES!”

β€œAnd when do we want them?”

β€œNYEOOW!”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I went to the doctor because I can't stop saying airplane jokes

He said it was terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redt1979
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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"Hey son, would you like to watch the airplane take off?"

"Nah, that's boeing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear the joke about the airplanes?

No? Oh never mind, it’s already over your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrunksDBZgod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I am going to tell an airplane joke...

But isn't ready, jet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/computercat04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Buy a man an airplane ticket and he will fly once,

But push him out of the airplane, and he will fly for the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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A paper airplane went down from a 2 story building

I guess it went down a flight of stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_K_Tran
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Airplane noises

-What do we want?! -Airplane noises!! -When do we want them?! -nnnnneeeeeeoooooooooooowwwww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaterJake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Wanna hear an airplane joke?

Nevermind, it'd go right over your head.

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(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_raphael_7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.

Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I tried to make a airplane joke go viral

It never took off.... I guess the punchline flew over too many peoples heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I paint pictures of famous airplane propellers...

I'm proud of my fan art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I thought my airplane joke would really take off

But instead it just crashed and burned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henry5705
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Did you hear the one about the paper airplane?

Never mind. It’s over your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a medieval airplane builder?

Aerosmith

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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says:

"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What sound does a new airplane make?

Newwwwwwwwww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobot12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand

Investors couldn't see the business taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCookieDerp
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want it

Neeeooooooow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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MIRACLE: Baby boy birthed on an airplane

Cabin crew says he was air-born.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnoxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...

He walks with a strut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Did you hear the one about the airplane that fell apart?

It’s a riveting story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I was once in an airplane when I realized the pilot didn't pass any proper training

He was just winging it

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Charlie Brown wanted to go on an airplane

The flight attendant said, "Sorry sir, this is a peanut-free flight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMLGRogue76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What sound does an airplane bouncing up and down in turbulence make?

Boeing Boeing Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I wrote a sequel to the movie "Airplane"

It never took off, the pilot was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/80503
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I wasn't sure if my new airplane design would be successful

but it's really taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crgk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I need help writing airplane puns for a message on a dating site.

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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