I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.

I call it the Boing 747

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet

The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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A guy just flew straight at my ultralight in his jet and gave me an unpleasant look...

He Lear-ed at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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How to classify jets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheQuailEmperor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditDragon9731
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?

A plane in the neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoAwayYouSTINK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I read on jets because it's one of the quickest ways to learn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Jet Blue Salad Joke...
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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I do have my own private jet

But my mum still owns the rest of the jacuzzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadofTamzin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ

THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnchorMcDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.

He’s plane Stu pit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamlibrarianx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I got my own private jet

The rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XiKiilzziX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet

That fraction would have to be 8000001/2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kepiman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I have my own private jet

But the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deeman_27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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After Turkey shot down a Russian jet imgur.com/cLR7wRL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel122125
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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I've done a lot of leisurely travel in my life so far, but the closest I'll ever be to jet setting is probably on my shower head.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/walpolemarsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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What's another name for a jet ski?

A boatercycle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UneBebeChevre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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What did the airplane propeller say to the jet engine?

I'm a huge fan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IT_Chef
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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[OC] What did the propeller say to the famous jet?

"I'm basically a huge fan"

Was that even a pun? Or just play-on-words?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jar3D
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2013
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What does Oliver Queen call his private jet?

The Arrowplane

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Weren't micro jet turbines were supposed to replace batteries?

I guess it never took off.

This actually came out of a conversation I had. Source: http://news.mit.edu/2006/microengines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/synthparadox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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"Dad, have you ever been on a jet?"

"No...but i've been IN one." sigh....

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