Sorry New York Jets, but you just canβt score touchdowns.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Did you know Bennie and The Jets were the first group to social distance ?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
A guy just flew straight at my ultralight in his jet and gave me an unpleasant look...
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︎ May 22 2020
How to classify jets
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︎ Nov 21 2019
After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef
The steaks had never been higher
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︎ May 21 2020
Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.
"It's not rock. It science."
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Youβve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
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︎ Jul 07 2019
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Jet Blue Salad Joke...
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︎ May 09 2019
I got my own private jet
The rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my wife.
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︎ Jun 28 2014
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I read on jets because it's one of the quickest ways to learn.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ
THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU
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︎ Feb 19 2019
I do have my own private jet
But my mum still owns the rest of the jacuzzi.
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︎ Apr 25 2019
My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
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︎ Nov 27 2015
With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet
That fraction would have to be
8000001/2
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︎ Sep 09 2018
I've done a lot of leisurely travel in my life so far, but the closest I'll ever be to jet setting is probably on my shower head.
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︎ Aug 15 2017
What's another name for a jet ski?
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︎ Sep 20 2017
The Rolling Stoneβs jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass playerβ¦
Killed two stones with one bird.
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︎ Feb 27 2018
[OC] What did the propeller say to the famous jet?
"I'm basically a huge fan"
Was that even a pun? Or just play-on-words?
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︎ May 23 2013
What does Oliver Queen call his private jet?
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︎ Aug 26 2016
Weren't micro jet turbines were supposed to replace batteries?
I guess it never took off.
This actually came out of a conversation I had. Source: http://news.mit.edu/2006/microengines
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︎ Jun 21 2016
"Dad, have you ever been on a jet?"
"No...but i've been IN one." sigh....
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︎ Aug 28 2014
The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I have my own private jet
But the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mother.
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︎ Jan 24 2018
What did the airplane propeller say to the jet engine?
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︎ Oct 15 2017
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