What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
What paper works best for origami aircraft?
What flavour of crisps do you get on an aircraft ?
Why was it so easy to see the aircraft on the grass lands?
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait
They thought I was such a plane guy
I wqs planning to make a joke about an aircraft's aerofoils, but then I thought...
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?
He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin
What do we want! Low flying aircraft noises!
When do we want them!
Edit: (lol first post and of course this joke has been said before)
What do you call a crashed and sunken aircraft?
My daughter asked why they call airplanes "aircraft" at the airport.
I told her it's because they were crafted by airtists.
Upon seeing the Wright brothers fly their aircraft higher and higher,
The newspaper reporter stated "isn't that a sight for soar eyes!"
I don't know why people make aircraft noises when feeding baby.
What is the most boring aircraft?
Why did the decorator use wallpaper with aircraft on it?
Because they where told to use plain wallpaper.
Why didn’t anyone spot the aircraft while they were playing hide and seek?
Because it was hidden from plane sight.
Why is aircraft painted?
To prevent it from looking plane.
I just watched an amazing documentary on aircraft frames assembly.
What is it called when an aircraft crashes into the sea?
Plane Sailing. Obviously.
What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?
A Navy Seal.
Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.
I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.
What does a Russian aircraft do when its engines get too cold?
I recently started an airline company selling cheap tickets on poorly maintained aircraft
It still hasn't taken off
I saw a job listing for pilots who specialize in damaged aircraft, but
It sounded really hard to land
Internal picture of the airforce's newest unmanned aircraft
My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, “everybody say ‘Bye plane!’ “
And I said, “Actually, this is a jet.”
What do you call an undecorated aircraft?
I just finished a novel about aircraft mechanics.
Why do aircraft manuals have pictures in them?
So they arent just plain text.
Making puns on an airplane is an aircraft
Fiancé said this on the airliner and she didn't think it was funny, please prove her wrong!
Why do libertarians hate flying in midsize aircraft? Because it's crawling with the imgur.com/U7IV5Xl
What do you say to non-fixed wing aircraft when you first meet them?