Elton John doesn’t always get high as a kite...

But when he does it’s zero hour 9 am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFister720
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What's the best day to fly a kite?

Winds-day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietPerson88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Imagine that you are Benjamin Franklin and you are flying a kite in a thunderstorm

What happens next will shock you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not one of my favourite childhood memories.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Extreme kite flying

I've decided to explore the competitive world of extreme kite flying. I pledge to keep grounded, no matter my soaring success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c3c3ume
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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My wife let me know that the kites I'd ordered a few days before had arrived

Wow that was fast. They practicly flew there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinfoilknight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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I asked the Doctor β€˜have you got anything for excessive wind?’

He gave me a kite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkOnOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What's the most ground breaking invention ever?

The shovel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasperWithAJ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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