Pop music.
Inflation.
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.
The prices keep going up due to inflation
The police held me for a while then let me go.
Blimp My Ride
I can report that they are having an owl
Because she will let it go.
So, for Easter, my wife and I got our 2-year-old an array of balloons from a delivery service, including some pre-inflated pieces you could “build your own butterfly” with, etc. It was pretty cool, but coolest of all was this clear balloon pretty tightly inflated with a single penny in it, and if you shook the balloon enough, the penny would eventually find its way to circling the inside of the balloon.
Those balloons lasted for weeks, until today. If you’ve ever seen a clear balloon deflate, you know it gets a little yellow and opaque.
My wife found it laying around and brought it to me, saying, “This looks like a condom with a penny in it.” And I said, “That’s why they call it a money shot.”
Pop!
^Also ^this ^is ^my ^first ^joke, ^so ^sorry ^if ^someone ^has ^made ^it ^before ^but ^I ^haven't ^seen ^it ^(yet)
They made it Up.
Inflation
If they get to high they'll get busted
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
Cause she’ll let it go
Inflation
It went down like a Pb balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
Pop.
They’re just full of hot air.
...and I thought to myself "what clowns are keeping this business afloat?"
But that career never really got off the ground
They tend to get carried away
Because she’ll let it go
He said it’s a Halloweenie!
But whatever floats your goat.
He He.
Because she’ll let it go.
They speak very highly of everyone.
It’s called Up 2: No good.
Pop music
Well, that's inflation for ya
He immediately popped the question.
Oops, it just got away from me!
Everything is still up in the air.
It’s due to inflation
"Because she will just let it go." Ive had the biggest smile all day!!!!
He wanted to be a pop star.
Pop music
I just want a regular balloon, no strings attached!
pop music
Ex-static
Experts say it is due to inflation
I’ve seen them blow op multible times
He got a blowjob
Because he kept letting them down...
Be careful with the cactussssssssssssss
They wanted Britney to play but they were afraid of the pop music
It didn’t go down very well.
Because high inflation rates
Because they always get the kids to blow them.
(I’m sorry)
Here's a joke my dad told me. Sorry if you've heard it, but I found it hilarious, and I think you might enjoy it.
In a small town in the suburbs, there was a small family of balloons. There was a mummy balloon, a daddy balloon, and a small child balloon. Every night the boy would sleep between his parents, but his father had had enough.
"son, I know you love sleeping between us, but you're getting a bit too old for it., " the father said. "You're nearly 8, you're a big boy, and your mother and I think you should sleep in your own bed from now on. You can stay tonight but starting tomorrow we want you in your own bed. Do you understand?"
"Yeah dad, I understand..." the boy said with a maudlin tinge to his voice.
"okay son, I love you."
"love you too dad"
The next night the boy tried sleeping in his own bed, but there was a storm outside. It was a dark, ominous storm - the kind of storm that sounds like a cataclysm for the end of the world.
The boy was scared, so he went to sleep
... keep reading on reddit ➡The other balloon says, “what cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”
Then I started getting cold feet, and popped the question.
The prices were inflated
I was soft locked.
Helium, because it gets them high.
When suddenly one shouts: "It's a cactus-s-s-s"
Watch me, pop!
I just can’t seem to get it off the ground
Pops!
(Dad themed dad joke)
He's got the high life.
Because she'll let it go!
Minds gets to pondering next minute I say to her "the balloons seem to be wounded... should I helium?" I'm certain the groan could be heard from blocks away!
A Led Zeppelin
The dad says, “I bet if you pop one of those balloons she’ll let out a little wine.”
His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.
Inflation . . . . . . . Also serious economic issues in the United States which will hopefully be addressed soon.
Brother: Is that a "Frozen" balloon up in that tree?
Me: Looks like it...some kid must have accidentally "Let it go."
That's inflation for you.
one says to the other, - Careful, there is a cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssss
http://i.imgur.com/P7Iytyq.jpg
…but as he grows older and bigger, Daddy Balloon insists he sleeps in his own bed.
Baby Balloon doesn't like being all alone, he misses his Mommy and Daddy so much, that after a few nights, he tries to sneak back into Mommy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed, only to find that he had grown too big to fit in the bed with them!
He decides to let some air out of Mommy Balloon, but there's still not enough room, so he let's some air out of Daddy Balloon, but again there's not enough room, so he lets some air out of himself and finally he fits into the bed!
Well, the following morning Daddy Balloon is furious!
"I am very disappointed with you!" says Daddy Balloon. "Not only have you let your Mother down, but you have let me down and let yourself down!"
There's always inflation in the balloon business
It's due to inflation
Pop music.
pop
Because she’ll let it go
Because she will let it go
He wanted to be a pop star.
