Whenever my son sees a balloon, he has the urge to burst it...

I wish he wasn't influenced so much by pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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My grandfather invented the cold-air balloon.

It never really took off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I love my balloon animal class. I just hate the pop quizzes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrixyUkulele
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What music terrifies balloons?

Pop music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewholezoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Why are balloons so expensive?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curly_droid
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Balloons cost more today than they did 10 years ago.

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Why was the balloon thief acquitted?

...because the evidence was inflated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finastbeans
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I went to the party store to get balloons for my kids birthday and was talking to the clerk about the rising cost of helium.

The clerk said β€œActually, it is due to increased inflation.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What type of music are balloons scared of?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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There are less and less balloons with money designs

God damn deflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevladutz12
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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There was once a balloon family...

Papa balloon, Muma balloon and Bubba balloon.

Bubba balloon was still sleeping with Papa and Muma balloon but he was starting to get too big.

Papa and Muma balloon got a bedroom setup for Bubba balloon so they can finally sleep alone. But every night he would come in crying to sleep with Papa and Muma balloon but they never let up.

But one night, Bubba balloon waited for the Papa and Muma balloon to be faaaast asleep. He tried to squeeze in between them but he couldn't quite fit. Very carefully, he started to let some air out of Papa balloon... It wasn't enough. Very carefully, he let some air out of Muma balloon... But it still wasn't enough. He didn't want to deflate his parents any more... So he slowly let some air out of himself. It was perfect. He snuggled in and slept soundly.

The next morning, you could imagine how disappointed Papa and Muma balloon was. Papa balloon said: We tried to help you and tried to help you grow in toy a Big Boy balloon. We are so disappointed with you.

You let ME down... You let your Muma down... But most disappointing of all... You let yourself down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arokys81
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Why has the price of balloons risen so much?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.

That price of inflation is something else!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elizabeth498
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Balloon prices are getting absurd

Must be the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrSpirit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I bought a frozen balloon and gave it to my son.

He immediately let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.

He immediately popped the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Why you should never give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it go…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHateZucchinis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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My cousin is crazy for balloons

Guess you could call them a ballunatic 🎈

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intAlino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Expensive balloons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeWhoHonks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What did the balloon say when it ate the other balloon?

β€œHeli-yum!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaptastic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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What’s a balloons least favorite assignment in school?

A pop quiz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high

Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Today, in a cultural fair, I found someone was giving away free balloons to children

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.

But I guess that’s just inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Why did the balloon factory go out of business?

Too much inflation

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.

It's the inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokutabiru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?

He wanted to be a Billyonair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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what music genre was the balloon most scared of?

pop

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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The police arrested me for being a helium balloon.

They held me for a while but eventually let me go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eddie_Youds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Two balloons flying through a desert.

One balloon to the other : watch out, there’s a cactussssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chabmitdefarb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I was arrested earlier for stealing helium balloons.

The cops held me for a while, then let go .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I just threw a pee-filled water balloon at my son

He was pissed.

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A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What music genre won’t balloons listen to?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafilafi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I once tied my dog’s stick to a balloon, he brought it back from several miles away...

I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the balloon cost $100?

Because of inflation!

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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I forgot all about the balloon I attached to the water hose outside!

Edit: oh wow, this blew up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What kind of music does a balloon liseten to?

Pop!

^Also ^this ^is ^my ^first ^joke, ^so ^sorry ^if ^someone ^has ^made ^it ^before ^but ^I ^haven't ^seen ^it ^(yet)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annabeth666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why are balloons so expensive these days?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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What kind of music frightens balloons?

Pop music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you do when balloons are hurt?

You helium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I was arrested yesterday for stealing helium balloons,

The police held me for a while then let me go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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