Whenever my son sees a balloon, he has the urge to burst it...
I wish he wasn't influenced so much by pop culture.
My grandfather invented the cold-air balloon.
It never really took off.
I love my balloon animal class. I just hate the pop quizzes.
What music terrifies balloons?
Why are balloons so expensive?
Balloons cost more today than they did 10 years ago.
Why was the balloon thief acquitted?
...because the evidence was inflated.
I went to the party store to get balloons for my kids birthday and was talking to the clerk about the rising cost of helium.
The clerk said “Actually, it is due to increased inflation.”
What type of music are balloons scared of?
There are less and less balloons with money designs
There was once a balloon family...
Papa balloon, Muma balloon and Bubba balloon.
Bubba balloon was still sleeping with Papa and Muma balloon but he was starting to get too big.
Papa and Muma balloon got a bedroom setup for Bubba balloon so they can finally sleep alone. But every night he would come in crying to sleep with Papa and Muma balloon but they never let up.
But one night, Bubba balloon waited for the Papa and Muma balloon to be faaaast asleep. He tried to squeeze in between them but he couldn't quite fit. Very carefully, he started to let some air out of Papa balloon... It wasn't enough. Very carefully, he let some air out of Muma balloon... But it still wasn't enough. He didn't want to deflate his parents any more... So he slowly let some air out of himself. It was perfect. He snuggled in and slept soundly.
The next morning, you could imagine how disappointed Papa and Muma balloon was. Papa balloon said: We tried to help you and tried to help you grow in toy a Big Boy balloon. We are so disappointed with you.
You let ME down...
You let your Muma down...
But most disappointing of all... You let yourself down!
Why has the price of balloons risen so much?
The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.
That price of inflation is something else!
Balloon prices are getting absurd
I bought a frozen balloon and gave it to my son.
He immediately let it go.
A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.
He immediately popped the question.
Why you should never give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it go…
My cousin is crazy for balloons
Guess you could call them a ballunatic 🎈
What did the balloon say when it ate the other balloon?
What’s a balloons least favorite assignment in school?
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
Today, in a cultural fair, I found someone was giving away free balloons to children
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
what music genre was the balloon most scared of?
The police arrested me for being a helium balloon.
They held me for a while but eventually let me go.
Two balloons flying through a desert.
One balloon to the other : watch out, there’s a cactussssss
I was arrested earlier for stealing helium balloons.
The cops held me for a while, then let go .
I just threw a pee-filled water balloon at my son
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
What music genre won’t balloons listen to?
I once tied my dog’s stick to a balloon, he brought it back from several miles away...
I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
Why did the balloon cost $100?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars
I forgot all about the balloon I attached to the water hose outside!
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
What kind of music does a balloon liseten to?
^Also ^this ^is ^my ^first ^joke, ^so ^sorry ^if ^someone ^has ^made ^it ^before ^but ^I ^haven't ^seen ^it ^(yet)
Why are balloons so expensive these days?
What kind of music frightens balloons?
What do you do when balloons are hurt?
What type of music do balloons hate?
I was arrested yesterday for stealing helium balloons,
The police held me for a while then let me go.