My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December

There is a Santa clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omgwtfbbq7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fawkes_1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Inflation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eewoJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Inflation hits hard
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.

Too much pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why are new tires so expensive?

A lot of it is inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The14thGender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I still have the inflatable santa from last year at the front of the house.

I didn't want to let it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ideaglobal94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!

Inflation blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him

Unfortunately he popped his clogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andysood1980
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?

You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vintage2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A better name for an inflatable sex doll is β€œwhore in a drawer”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdgt_Pope
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What does an inflated tire say when it gets excited?

β€œI’m pumped”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FesteredRage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Plus_Memes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Inflation is hitting hard!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.

Dad looked at me, shrugged and said β€œInflation.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjlet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtkeepsrolling
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call the offspring of a tire inflator?

Pump kin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehighfives
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.

It was going really well until she popped her clogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mashman19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Have you heard about how the world is apparently running out of helium?

Lies.

All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaiken_m
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How do you get an inflatable man to do something daring?

Pump him up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forget-This
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.

It's an air-rested development.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The price of my air mattress went up this year.

Automatic inflation is great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadorna1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Inflation has really taken its toll..

Rapper 51 Cent got the bad end of the deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacPG
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store

She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subzero9101
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Why are balloons so expensive?

The prices keep going up due to inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Have you heard about all the inflation on farms these days?

The chickens keep going "Buck Fifty Buck Fifty Buck Fifty!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cssnow52
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrefuge86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the balloon cost $100?

Because of inflation!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why does the price of balloons keep going up?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tygerhavvk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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