Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Some cops just put me in jail for stealing a magnifying glass.

They really threw me in for a loupe.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShabShoral
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
🚨︎ report
What did the magnifying glass say to the light beam?

Get bent.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
🚨︎ report
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?

Look at it through a magnifying glass.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/i_hate_android_p
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
🚨︎ report
If you haven’t ever done so, try looking at a penny through a microscope.

It is magnifi-cent.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
🚨︎ report
New eBay Scam

Be careful what you purchase on eBay

Spent $50 on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.

*Yep, my dad sent this gem to me in the form of a forward email from my grandfather...

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.