Magnify Puns

A list of puns related to "Magnify"

Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Some cops just put me in jail for stealing a magnifying glass.

They really threw me in for a loupe.

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👤︎ u/ShabShoral
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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What did the magnifying glass say to the light beam?

Get bent.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Apr 15 2016
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What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?

Look at it through a magnifying glass.

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👤︎ u/i_hate_android_p
📅︎ May 10 2019
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If you haven’t ever done so, try looking at a penny through a microscope.

It is magnifi-cent.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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New eBay Scam

Be careful what you purchase on eBay

Spent $50 on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.

*Yep, my dad sent this gem to me in the form of a forward email from my grandfather...

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👤︎ u/LootenantTwiddlederp
📅︎ Jan 17 2015
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