There is literally nothing worse in this world than someone who exaggerates how bad something is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I’ve told my son 10 million times not to exaggerate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Exaggerations have become an epidemic !

They went up by a million percent this year..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justamazed
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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The Harp Exaggerated How Large It Was...

It was a Lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsABardKnockLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My downstairs neighbor complains that whenever I eat Doritos on my porch, it gets all over him on his patio. As usual, he's exaggerating.

He just has a chip on his shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Titles are exaggerating.
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My mother told me a billion times.....

Don't exaggerate!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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How many times does my exaggeration club meet in a week?

About a million

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dflynn697
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Was told the ultimate dad joke today.. (I may be over exaggerating a little)

I work a cancer hospital and schedule patients for surgery and procedures and stuff. I had this one couple who I knew I would like as soon as they sat down. The first thing the man says to me β€œyou wanna hear a joke?” Me β€œah, of course!” ....a few moments of silence go by... dad β€œdid you hear about that actress? I think she played in miss congeniality? It was Reese something? She committed suicide.” Totally buying the story I go, β€œare you serious!? Reese Witherspoon!?” And with out a beat he says β€œNo, with a knife.” And I looked at him for a few seconds to comprehend the joke and then lost it! I know this is probably old but it’s a classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brooklynne33
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Cheesy cheesy pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/njsh20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?

Hyperbola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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That's some prime rib roast rith there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidley7793
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Nah mate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumboBoii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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From my 9yo. How do you tell someone was cutting wood?

You saw-dust. (There were exaggerated winks after. And a elbow to the ribs. It was glorious)

Edit: thanks for the love: My kid asked me if I was gonna share it on Facebook. I don’t use Facebook so I said I’d share it here. He’s practicing his jokes, he said, so he can be a good big brother. He’s got a corny sense of humor and loves a good dad joke.

For the couple of you who think I pimped his joke for Karma, look outward to that speck of light in your dark life. That light is your asshole. Go that way to remove your head from from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I'd like to point out that r/dadjokes is about 100 subs away from 2 million

My father told me a million times

Never to exaggerate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do you call a musician without money?

Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamreallybad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Friend: hold on a minute

Your response: what should I hold onto?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlipBoyLarry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Okay this isn't a typical Dad Joke but it's a dad joke.

So this just happened.

My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatoticNeutral
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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My father dad joked our kayaking guide yesterday...

My family went sea kayaking yesterday and our guide's name was Nate. When the guide introduced himself my dad said in his corniest, most exaggerated fake Australian accent "good day Nate!" I groaned along with the rest of my family while my dad chuckled to himself for the next thirty seconds.

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My RE teacher used to dad joke people a lot

Whenever someone would say "Sir, my pen ran out"

he would make big exaggerated movements of trying to open the door, then say

"It can't have, the door's shut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannedWolfMeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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Just stumbled on this sub. It's the reason my Dad exists.

So the joke goes "You know, James Madison was a naturalist. A lot of people don't know that. He really loved the environment and care a lot about wildlife. In fact, he tried to put protecting wildlife into the bill of rights, but a lot of people don't know that he was dyslexic too. So when he was writing the 2nd amendment he wrote the right to bear arms, but what he meant was the right to arm bears!"

Just went on a tour of revolutionary battlegrounds (truly amazing if you ever get the chance) and that joke was told in excess of 50 times, no exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusGreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2013
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An exchange of dadjokes

I told my friend that exaggeration can spice up his writing.

"So if I have too much laundry, I can say I'm up to my knees in ankle socks?"

"Well, that's a bit of a stretch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewsloop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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I've told you a million times, do not exaggerate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Bucket_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2016
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Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I've told you a million times...

...to stop exaggerating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNameless
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I’ve told you a million times

I never exaggerate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smichman123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...

don't exaggerate!"

A standard growing up with my old man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadasecond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
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Kill me.

"If I've said it once, I've said it a million times; Don't Exaggerate!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kieranjane
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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