He likes to keep them loki
“I’m Thor” he says.
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People called him leche-erous behind his back.
He certainly won that game.
"They become brain-dad!"
He's a lyin' tamer.
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
But I cooked it in a minute flat.
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Me, being fed up with him always boasting, I asked," How could you even do that?"
With a smug smile plastered on his face, he replied," Thermal Signature."
The B-road starts bragging extensively about his status as a B-road. The bar staff and patrons aren't impressed.
Then, an A-road struts in. The A-road immediately starts criticising the B-road, whilst also bragging about his own status. The two get into a big argument, and the patrons are starting to get riled up.
Then, a motorway barges his way into the bar, and starts boasting that he is better than the A-road and B-road combined. The argument escalates, and some customers grab their belongings, preparing to leave.
And then, a solid white line walks into the bar.
The whole bar falls silent. The argument stops dead in its tracks, and the three roads immediately disperse, avoiding eye contact with the new customer.
The solid white line goes up to the bar, orders a drink, and consumes it slowly. The bar is still silent. As soon as he is finished, the solid white line turns and leaves the bar without a word. The three roads breathe a sigh of relief.
The barman is astounded. "What the hell was that about?!" he exclaims.
"We don't mess with him" mutters the motorway.
"Why not?"
"He's a cycle path".
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
Sorry to boast, but I'm just feeling really proud of mouse-elf
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!
I was packaging up the pho I made tonight and realized just how much extra I had.
After the third large container was filled, I boasted to my SO, "we have food pho the week!"
My SO just shook his head.
I was having dinner with about 6 friends. I was boasting about some game we all play and that I was the best at it.
When one of my friend asks me; Do you want me to pull up a chair and plate for you ego?
And instantly an other friend says: Naa, he is already full of himself!
That was about two years ago and I still hear that joke from time to time
An international chess tournament was taking place at a hotel in New York. Grandmasters from all around the world came to compete. As things were getting underway, everyone gathered in the hotel's lobby to socialize and brag about their skills. All of a sudden, the hotel manager bursts out and orders everyone to leave. The players ask why, and he responds:
"I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...
They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.
