I don't mean to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, I know what all you are thinking right now. "It's spelt psychic, you idiot. "
I don’t mean to brag, but...
Cashiers are always checking me out.
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I experimented a lot with drugs and sex when I was in college.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places..
But I just left the gas station.
I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day.
And the box said 2-4 years.
Not to brag, bit I aced the recent drug test at work today
Nobody got higher than me.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
I'm not someone that likes to brag
even if i wanted to, not everyone knows sign language
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
My friend always brags about hot beautiful his radishes and carrots are...
One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
Not to brag or anything
But I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions
I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.
Not to brag, but I have this uncanny ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.
You can say.....it’s a gift.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
Not to brag, but I think I came up with a good joke about the Ozone Layer.
My cocky jockey friend likes to brag about how he gets to smoke weed while on the job.
I told him to get off his high horse.
Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.
Just not in the right order.
My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.
She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.
Not to brag, but I made some incredible dinner last night.
Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery
But my friends say I'm too vein
Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me
My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.
What do you call a dinosaur who always brags about how rich he is?
Not to brag, but I’m doing very well in my job at the bike making factory.
I just got promoted to spokesperson.
What do you call a bee that does not brag?
Today I met a dinosaur that likes to brag a lot
He was a tyrannosaurus flex
I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty good in bed
I don't mean to brag, but I pulled a few strings...
And now my blinds are working perfectly
I don't mean to brag..
but cashier's are always checking me out.
I don't mean to brag but...
cashiers are always checking me out.
I don’t mean to brag...
but cashiers are always checking me out
Not to brag, but yesterday i beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
I don't mean to brag, but...
cashiers are always checking me out.
I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
Not trying to brag, but....
Cashiers are always checking me out
I don't mean to brag
But the cashier's are always checking me out
Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, idiot.”
Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.
You can say.... it’s a gift.
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what's inside a wrapped present.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery
but my friends say I'm too vain
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