He was charged with attempted murder.
They were caws for concern.
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
They call it CORVID-19
An attempted murder
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
it was easy to see a murder there daily.
We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)
It's called the crowbar
Because anything more than one is murder.
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
The police think it was a murder
Would that be double homicide?
A murder suicide case
It was a murder most fowl!
An attempted murder.
A: A Caaaaaa! (The sound a crow makes.)