What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?

A conspiracy to commit murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bored_wolf
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A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I don’t mind

I love a good murder conspiracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
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What do you call a room full of ravens?

Crowded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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What type of writing is "The Raven?"

An Edgar Allen Poem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Its a Raven!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEmoTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Quoth the passive-aggressive raven,

"Never mind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It’s imPOEsible to tell

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My pet raven, Poe, started coughing...

Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.

So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because each starts with an e and ends with an e.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12mo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What tool does a pub for ravens second as?

A crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wamminjammin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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A guy tried to tell me the difference between a crow and a raven is that a crow’s call is β€œcaw” and a raven’s call is β€œnevermore.”

He was a Poe source of information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterfranciscook
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/717to321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Ravens fans are so tough...

...they hang out in crowbars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one

I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurningArrows
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My friend told me a joke about "The Raven..."

It was in Poe taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheN00bBuilder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.

I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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A raven walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks, would you like soups or salads?

Broth, the raven, nevermore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiddlethesticks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Ravens and Crows

A good friend told me a story once. When she was a kid her family would often go to zoos and museums while on vacation. They were in the aviary on one of those visits looking at birds. My friend saw a crow asked the zookeeper a question. "What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" The zookeeper looked at her, smiled and started to answer. "Have you ever heard of a pinion feather?" he said. "Pinions are the the feathers at the tip of a bird's wing that allows it to fly. They are also the ones that people will trim to prevent birds from flying away. Crows have 5 pinion feathers while ravens have 6. So, if you think about it, it's really just a matter of a pinion."

To this day, my friend and her family don't know the real answer to "What's the difference between a crow and a raven?" They are wonderful and intelligent people, but they subscribe to a particular brand of ignorance where a good pun is better than actual knowledge. They call it punorance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediPaxis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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How is a raven like a writing desk? (Tribute to Lewis Carroll)

Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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What do you call a room full of ravens?

Crowded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1aim1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid tail feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLLTHEWAVE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers

These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them. So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealisticFake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What's the difference between a Crow and a Raven?

Well you see, a Crow has 4 pinion feathers on their wings while a Raven has only 3. So really, it's just a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miko93
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2013
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A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together

In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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Dad: what's the difference between a raven and a crow?

me: um...

dad: it's a matter of a pinion!

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