19 Hilarious Dove Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Top places to get a bunch of doves

Bird store
Magicians warehouse

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👤︎ u/nottedy

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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What is the Dove’s favourite food?

Peas

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👤︎ u/nikintp

📅︎ May 06 2020

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FYI - Dove Chocolates...

Taste MUCH better than Dove Soap.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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If crows make black babies & doves make white babies, what makes no babies?

...Swallows

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👤︎ u/youngtrafford87

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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I’m out of... thyme jumped out at me when I opened the cabinet and dove to its death.

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👤︎ u/TurkeyDressing

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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One time a German tourist dove into a river to save someone's dog. When he came back, he said to the owner, "Here iz ze dog, put him in a blänket so he iz dry and warm." The owners ask him, "How do you know, are yoy a vet?" The German looks at them blankly, "Vet? Im fucking soaking!"

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👤︎ u/SpillsMcDribble

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.

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👤︎ u/alleyrat66

📅︎ May 24 2018

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Dove on the road, while with my love on the road

Driving down the road with the SO and a mourning dove wasn't moving out of the way.

SO - "Mourning doves are bad for not moving."

Future Dad - "That's probably why they're called mourning doves!"

Got her good!!

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👤︎ u/Wylieea

📅︎ Jan 04 2016

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My friend dadjoked Dove chocolate on Facebook

http://imgur.com/Nxor8m8

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👤︎ u/ALinchpin

📅︎ Aug 13 2014

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What did the slipper say to the bar of dove soap?

"I'm fairly sure I'm slipperier than you."

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👤︎ u/mellow_gecko

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.

Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.

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👤︎ u/Enofile

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

Then it just becomes a soap opera

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👤︎ u/TrippinSky

📅︎ Jun 09 2018

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my wife got angry for throwing her deodorant on the airplane

It's not my fault I let her Dove fly...

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👤︎ u/bionic80

📅︎ May 05 2019

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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?

Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!

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👤︎ u/sexy-dad-b0d

📅︎ Mar 10 2019

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Santa Doing It Right

I went to see Santa last night. He had a prostitute carrying a Dove bar and Sure deodorant. One whore, soap and spray.

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👤︎ u/Mad_Chicken_

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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A War of Birds

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

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👤︎ u/HansSven

📅︎ Jul 17 2013

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I kicked 80s references into high gear with my family last night.

We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.

> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎶 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎶

Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:

> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎶 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎶

The wife thought it was funny.

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👤︎ u/boyerman

📅︎ Jul 05 2016

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Dove chocolates

Taste way better than their soap

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👤︎ u/thebwit

📅︎ May 19 2019

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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat

Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat

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👤︎ u/trottimusx

📅︎ Jul 02 2017

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