Eileen.
Whaddya call her Asian cousin.
Irene
Guess who’s come crawling back
Big Ben Dover.
Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?
Me: no
Dad: Do you know the author?
Me: how would I know the author if I haven't even heard of the book.
Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily
Me: never heard of him
Dad: I.P. Daily?
Me: no- oh
So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman
In the woods by Teresa Green And Cliff tragedy by Eileen Dover
I have a few examples of what I'm looking for. I like them, but I'm sure the power of Reddit can come up with some that are even better!
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William (Bill) Ding
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James (Jim) Nastics
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Bart Ender
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Ted Manwalkin
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Gustavo (Gus) Undheit
As you can see, they don't even have to be straight up puns when said normally, but their common nicknames lend themselves into it. Anyone have any more good ones? Bad ones are appreciated too, lets all have a laugh!
Watching 'Operation Ouch' on Cbbc tonight with wife and kids. Someone called Dr. Ann Kerr appears on the show at some point. I couldn't help it, I said "I know her, she used to work in the Port of Dover". Kids didn't register. Murderous look from my wife. Have now put away all sharp objects just to be on the safe side.
What do you call a Woman with one leg?
"Eileen."
What do you call a Chinese Woman with one leg?
"Irene."
Eileen Dover
I have so, so many...
"The Road Is Shut" by Elaine Closed. "I'm Outta Gas" by Phil McCarup "How To Tie Shoelaces" by Ben Doon "A Cliff Edge" by Eileen Dover "A Book Of Churches" by Cath Headrall "I've Eaten Too Much!" by Buster Gutt "A Book On Soft Cheeses" by Phil Adelphia
And finally, "A Book On Domestic Pets" by Rabi Tuch... (...Rabituch...) (Rabbit hutch)
Kid: "What's that disease called, the one that makes your spine all curved?"
Mom: "That's Scoliosis. It can also mess up your ribcage and shoulders."
Me: "The people who discovered Scoliosis actually had it themselves. It was a husband and wife team. I think their last name was Dover...
Kids: staring intensifies
Me: "... Ben Dover, and his wife Ilene Dover."
"Hey, do you know that new couple that just moved in? Ben and Eileen Dover?"
Cue huehuehuehues
