Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?
He wouldn’t throw away his shot.
Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?
It’s a Hip Hopera.
Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.
Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?
- F1.
Hamilton ran a red light last week
He was Non-stop
If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.
Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.
What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?
Brrr.
Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.
Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.
The theater where we saw Hamilton was very cold.
Good thing I brought a sweater, or I would have been talking about Aaron Burrrrrrr the whole time.
The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?
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(Lewis) Hamilton
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Stirling (Moss)
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Ayr Town Centre!!!
Every. Single. Grand Prix.
Dad: What's his name, Niki...?
Me: Lauda
Dad: WHAT'S HIS NAME, NIKI...?
Sometimes I'll say it first and this has been going on for about 20 years.
This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
- George Washwington
- Leonarcrow da Vinci
- Eagle Allen Poe
- Harry S. Toucan
- Teddy Dodosevelt
- Charles Duckens
- Octavian Owlgustus
- Flysaac Newton
- Benchicken Franklin
- Gullysses S. Grant
- Vincent Van Goose
- John Lhawk
- Charlecrane
- Pengthoven
- Nikquaila Tesla
- Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
- Charles Darwren
- Rheasus Christ
- Broodha
- King Loony XIV
- Nenepoleon Bonaparte
- Mahootma Gandhi
- Winstint Churchill
- Genghis Swan
- Pladove
- Aleggsander the Great
- Paul the Apostail
- Lark Twain
- Dante Aliturkey
- Michelangswallow
- Cardinal Marx
- Albatross Lincoln
- Robin E. Lee
- Adolf Swiftler
- Alextanager Hamilton
- Ibis Presley
- Ronald Raven
- Arnestotle
- Emuhammad
- Sir Francis Beakon
- Tchaikovskylark
- Christfowler Columbus
- Finchard Nixon
- Henry VIII
- Albert Einstork
- Thomas Jayfferson
- William Shrikespeare
- Woodcock Wilson
- King Chorioles I of England
- Johann Sebastian Flock
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