Ross Puns

A list of puns related to "Ross"

What did Bob Ross's employees call him for short?

Boss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuihoppy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What would Bob Ross be called if he was a dentist?

Bob Floss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
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Did you know that the celebrityJonathan Ross was making illicit alcohol?

It was a whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby_faced_assassin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why did Ross Geller from Friends drown?

He wasn’t a good Schwimmer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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One thing you have to admit about Diana Ross...

She was a Supreme singer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Ross and Rachel went for a drive and the car stopped abruptly. Wondering why, Ross looked at his legs and

...they were on a brake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maraudershake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What would Bob Ross never paint?

Sycamore trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What do call the Bob Ross of Neverland?

Painter Pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealbadbuddha
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What would happen if Bob Ross got shot?

He would be wholesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anotherasiansaccount
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What is Bob Ross' favorite type of food?

an aphrodisiac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6ringsofsteel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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Betsy Ross was asked how she liked her job.

Her reply was "Eh. Sew-sew."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntergalacticCakepan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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I think its so cool how peaceful Bob Ross is

I feel FroZen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Why couldn't Ross and Rachel move on?

Because they were on a brake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeitbomb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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