man I should C A Rly good doctor
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
So I have an uncle, once removed.
that came completely out of the orange
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
He told me to quit going to those places.
“Those are just contractions.”
He now is a sturgeon
It's been a month and I have no idea where I am or how to get home
I can’t wait to rub it in
The results came completely out of the purple!
"0mg", I replied
it was music to my arse!
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
Well just calm down and pull yourself together.
It really rocked my world.
The news was hard for me to hear.
"You've broken your hand."
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
Doc says "Okay, you're ugly too."
He gave me a kite
and the doctor says, "Go over to the window and stick your tongue out."
Man says, "Why?" The doctor says, "I don't like my neighbours".
But all I got was a paramedics
Don't often think about my feet. They are usually the furthest thing from my mind.
She said “fine, suture self.”
She has A type
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
...just kidding, they know better.
He'll have turned you from being black and blue into being Red Green.
he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time.
I haven’t heard from him since.
Teacher: “So I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: “Now I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: “Okay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, “now see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
The doctor says I can clearly see your nuts
Because it was feeling depressed.
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
Doc: “Have you had any surgeries?”
F2M: “Yes. I had appendicitis.”
Doc: “Ah. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?”
"Well, you just have to be a little patient."