Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
I found this medical pun way too funny.
[Request] Hospital/Medical Puns
r/puns I am calling on you in time of great need!
My friend is going off to a hospital to do some work experience for 2 weeks and he needs all the hospital/medical puns that r/puns can muster!
Any and all suggestions relating to hospitals would be greatly appreciated.
What's the medical term for a tandem bicycle.
After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
So it turns out Dr. Pepper isn't a real medical doctor...
He has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics
What kind of fish has a medical degree?
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
What the medical term for owning to many dogs?
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?
That information is strictly confidental
What do medical insurance companies call an elective procedure?
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
A doctor is giving medical treatment when a nurse comes in saying that they need the doctor in another room. The nurse told the guy getting medical treatment to wait.
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
What do you call a medical fish?
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
When I have expensive medical bills -
Does that mean I had a valuable experience?
I have a medical journal joke
But it’s still under review
Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?
Cuz they're trancen-dental.
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a living.
He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?
I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
A biop-sea.
(Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)
I left the hospital against medical advice...
A warden implemented a policy to only allow medical assistance to inmates that previously cooperated
They called it "Snitches get stitches"
I need a suggestion of a good medical sitcom to binge on Netflix....
But I don’t want no Scrubs
I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency...
I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
What do you call a medical professional who has lost it way?
Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...
The Elon Mask is their first product.
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
I just learnt the medical name for Viagra
I recently found out the medical name for Viagra
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