I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'
We were better than The Cure
My dad used to be in an 80's band called Prevention..
He says they were far better than The Cure!
If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal....
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
Be like Santa Claus and prevent the spread of Covid
I’m going to open a restaurant that doesn’t do anything to prevent spreading the pandemic
It’s called Thai Food Mary
What can you use to prevent stepping on your cat all the time?
My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.
They're to prevent meltdowns.
I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.
What has wheels and prevents water rings
Lots of violence could have been prevented in the Old West.
If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.
A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.
All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
Why did your mom allow you to be exposed to preventable illnesses?
Because they're not Karen for you
Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?
All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.
Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods
But it’s harder to deter gents
My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.
We have been called to be holy.
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
My uncle is convinced that his wife prevents flakey scalp in the hair
At least it tells you what it prevents
A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I have a rare condition that prevents me from putting on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, etc.
No really, you can’t make this up.
Excess weight could soon be Canada’s second leading preventable cause of cancer, report says
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: “What else could the management provide — that might have prevented you from leaving?”
To prevent your gyro meat from drying out, criticize it harshly while cooking.
Give it a good lamb basting.
Only you can prevent Florist Friars.
Do prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts?
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
How do you prevent a fish from smelling bad?
Never buy flowers from a monk...
Only you can prevent florist friars
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
Bathing regularly helps prevent malaria...
Malaria is carried by mosquitos, but if you're clean, then your toes aren't musky any more.
Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn
Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..
Did you know sex can prevent drowning?
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal...
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