She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
They’re technically Elf employed
The more you have,the longer you live.
Anyone know if he meant human or animals ?
A HOST of reasons.
It feels like a weight’s been lifted from my chest.
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
WHO let the dogs out.
Because it's super natural
Medi-SCARE!
A Scenter for Disease Control.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
I told her she told us a lye
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
WHO?
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
I haven’t dropped any food so far!
It’s all about raisin awareness l
WHO?
They said I have a pre existing condition.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
W.H.O let the dogs out.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
So, WHO let the dogs out.
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
W.H.O. Cares
