Which animal has mental health issues?

A Bi-Polar Bear

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👤︎ u/c088l3rs
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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What was the mental health hospital's primary charity program?

It was fund a mental

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👤︎ u/atharvanaik
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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👤︎ u/Fallhaven
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Mental health hotline.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 17 2020
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My English skills and mental health need improvement, but my math skills are fine.

Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.

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👤︎ u/bdiscer
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Can you help me come up with some jokes for a mental health workshop?

I have to give a workshop on anxiety and depression today and I would like to have some jokes locked in to defuse the tension if needed. I usually don't have much trouble to come up with dad jokes on the go, but it would be nice to have some in the back burner. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/versung
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was trying to get help for my mental health issues, but the guy helping me turned out to be completely crazy

He was a psycho therapist

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods

Example: Depresso, Anxietea

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👤︎ u/keat123
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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mental health

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office dressed only in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says "Well, I can see your nuts."

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👤︎ u/Boop108
📅︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call an Irish man with chronic mental health issues who manages to keep bouncing back?..

Rick O'Shea

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👤︎ u/RaymonDGYC
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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I'm firing the man who looks after my allotment on mental health grounds

He's losing the plot.

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👤︎ u/TPWPY
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Thank you

This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you 💖

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👤︎ u/xcixjames
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
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👤︎ u/misspokeycat
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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We Should’ve Known Communism Would Fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

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👤︎ u/rwein001
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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I just committed a murder

Those crows are finally getting the mental health care they so desperately needed

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👤︎ u/thkoog
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Depression in Mexico

There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.

Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.

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👤︎ u/westerbypl
📅︎ Apr 01 2017
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Little shits

Work in mental health field with at risk youth. This happened this week at our clinic meeting.

Coworker: "I wish I could get food poisoning to stay home and not deal with those little shits."

Me: Yet you'll be at home dealing with little shits.

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👤︎ u/so-wizard
📅︎ May 24 2016
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