A new psychology pun in description

Just like others, Psychology puns are usually a Freud! HUH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoshasays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My wife has a minor in psychology

I guess you could say she's a little... psycho

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I always cheated on my psychology tests.

I don't know what that says about me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.

*Edit: Testable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What’s the human psychology behind all this toilet paper hoarding?

That’s just how we roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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My gf was always preoccupied with being right, so I tried some reverse psychology...

And left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808natsu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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My daughter asked me if she should go for computer science or psychology

I told her that whatever she chooses, it's going to be a major difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snoopy007AS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Why was the duck kicked out of his psychology lecture.

He kept calling the professor a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormtrooperMJS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What do you call an overweight monk reading psychology?

A deep fat friar

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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My little sister’s Psychology Club shirts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niffer13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do not read it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Found this gem in my psychology textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Felix_Orion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Audio psychology isn't witchcraft.

It's sound science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I attended a psychology lecture by a famous professor today.

It was mental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHolyCow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology!

What ever you do, don't buy it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDemeisen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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Psychology teacher dropped one on the class today.

Our psych teacher is known to be a jokester and today he continued that trend.

"So one night I was driving down a road in the country. All of a sudden, I heard a bam. I had hit something with my car. It turned out to be a pig. I didn't know what to do, so I just rolled it to the edge of the road. The next day at home, the farmer gave me a call saying he knew it was me who had killed his pig. I thought to myself, 'How could he know?' That's when it dawned on me. The pig had squealed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoltz3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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Psychology

Must be some thought involved in that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nutter4Hire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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When I told my Dad I was taking 2 psychology courses at once...

"Careful honey, don't want to psych yourself out!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoosesAreBad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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Got my gen ed psychology class

My professor was asking for everyone who was interested in majoring in psychology. I raised my hand and said I was a little psy-curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnProudpsk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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My psychology teacher dad joked us today

We were talking about/reviewing memory in class today

"...and what do we need for retrieval, class?"

"A cue!"

"Bless you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaiserTom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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Psychology dad-joke I made today

Teacher - Okay today we're gonna start looking at simple phobias from a psychological perspective

Me - Ugh I was aFreud of that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirKendizzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do *not* read it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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