Just like others, Psychology puns are usually a Freud! HUH
That’s just how we roll
He kept calling the professor a quack.
I told him it didn’t ring a bell
I told her that whatever she chooses, it's going to be a major difference.
A deep fat friar
Do not read it.
You take the psycho-path
It's sound science.
It was mental.
What ever you do, don't buy it.
Our psych teacher is known to be a jokester and today he continued that trend.
"So one night I was driving down a road in the country. All of a sudden, I heard a bam. I had hit something with my car. It turned out to be a pig. I didn't know what to do, so I just rolled it to the edge of the road. The next day at home, the farmer gave me a call saying he knew it was me who had killed his pig. I thought to myself, 'How could he know?' That's when it dawned on me. The pig had squealed."
"Careful honey, don't want to psych yourself out!"
My professor was asking for everyone who was interested in majoring in psychology. I raised my hand and said I was a little psy-curious.
We were talking about/reviewing memory in class today
"...and what do we need for retrieval, class?"
"Hello class my name is Mr Jones". Girl says "Is your first name Mike?". He says "No, my name isn't Mike". "Well is it close to Mike?". He says "Close to Mike? I don't even know him!"
Teacher - Okay today we're gonna start looking at simple phobias from a psychological perspective
Me - Ugh I was aFreud of that