A new psychology pun in description

Just like others, Psychology puns are usually a Freud! HUH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoshasays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.

*Edit: Testable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What’s the human psychology behind all this toilet paper hoarding?

That’s just how we roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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My gf was always preoccupied with being right, so I tried some reverse psychology...

And left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808natsu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Why was the duck kicked out of his psychology lecture.

He kept calling the professor a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormtrooperMJS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My psychology professor gave me a pop quiz and asked me if I knew who Pavlov was

I told him it didn’t ring a bell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRP_sarm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My daughter asked me if she should go for computer science or psychology

I told her that whatever she chooses, it's going to be a major difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snoopy007AS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call an overweight monk reading psychology?

A deep fat friar

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do not read it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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How do you pursue a career in psychology?

You take the psycho-path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceOreo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My little sister’s Psychology Club shirts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niffer13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Found this gem in my psychology textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Felix_Orion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Audio psychology isn't witchcraft.

It's sound science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I attended a psychology lecture by a famous professor today.

It was mental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHolyCow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology!

What ever you do, don't buy it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDemeisen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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Psychology

Must be some thought involved in that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nutter4Hire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Psychology teacher dropped one on the class today.

Our psych teacher is known to be a jokester and today he continued that trend.

"So one night I was driving down a road in the country. All of a sudden, I heard a bam. I had hit something with my car. It turned out to be a pig. I didn't know what to do, so I just rolled it to the edge of the road. The next day at home, the farmer gave me a call saying he knew it was me who had killed his pig. I thought to myself, 'How could he know?' That's when it dawned on me. The pig had squealed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoltz3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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When I told my Dad I was taking 2 psychology courses at once...

"Careful honey, don't want to psych yourself out!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoosesAreBad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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Got my gen ed psychology class

My professor was asking for everyone who was interested in majoring in psychology. I raised my hand and said I was a little psy-curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnProudpsk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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My psychology teacher dad joked us today

We were talking about/reviewing memory in class today

"...and what do we need for retrieval, class?"

"A cue!"

"Bless you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaiserTom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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One from a substitute psychology teacher

"Hello class my name is Mr Jones". Girl says "Is your first name Mike?". He says "No, my name isn't Mike". "Well is it close to Mike?". He says "Close to Mike? I don't even know him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Packersrule123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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Psychology dad-joke I made today

Teacher - Okay today we're gonna start looking at simple phobias from a psychological perspective

Me - Ugh I was aFreud of that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirKendizzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do *not* read it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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