What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
Dude, your fly is open
My grades are below C-level
I wound up using cellular.
It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
Your grades need to be above C-level
They had no chemistry
They had no chemistry 🥺
I said "The elephant obviously!"
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.
but were created for educational porpoises.
We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria
Dissection is the better part of valor.
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
What do you call a closted bottom
Its horrible ik
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
I guess she missed her period.
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
MY TOE SIS!
Now my life has no porpoise.
he sure was a fungi.
It was below C level.
Not paying attention, I nearly dropped the skull. Without skipping a beat, I said "Whew, nearly lost my head for a second there!"
Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis
I was telling my family that my friend's dad, James, had recently gotten a vasectomy. Without missing a beat my dad exclaimed "If he were a plant he'd be a Jim-no-sperm!" and laughed uproariously while the rest of the family just shook their heads.
and i didn't know the anther!
"Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force"
So while tutoring a Biology study group, (mind you, they are 18-20 year old guys and ladies I'm 24 and married) I was explaining a hard concept to the group, and a girl exclaimed: "Jesusdo, you're hard!" Because apparently I wasn't making too much sense...I responded with: "Thanks, but I prefer to receive that compliment from my wife though" That girl's face went redder than a tomato the same with everyone else's and much laughter was had. :)
Edit: autocorrect messed up my username.