Everyday biology pun
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
photos-and-thesis
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Give me your best biology puns/jokes
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︎ Dec 05 2014
Help, biology pun needed
Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
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︎ Jun 14 2016
My biology teacher is a pun legend
My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
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︎ Dec 11 2020
biology is life tho
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldnβt find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What kind of shoes do you wear to biology class?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I always sucked at math but thatβs why I love biology.
Itβs the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
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︎ May 24 2020
What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
They had no chemistry π₯Ί
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︎ Dec 16 2019
My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
I said "The elephant obviously!"
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︎ Jun 24 2019
βͺDid I ever tell you about the premonition I had in Biology class?β¬
β¬ It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.β¬
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︎ Dec 22 2019
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,
but were created for educational porpoises.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
We were having a biology lecture about Pavlov's dog
We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria
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︎ Nov 10 2019
When you're brave and they're not in Biology class, you learn that...
Dissection is the better part of valor.
Love,
Kermit
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︎ Nov 16 2019
My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology
He told me, βIf you fail at biology, you fail at life.β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A Biology Classic
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Dear punners, my biology class has to decorate our door. We will make a bunch of snowglobes out of petri dishes. But i need Pun! Help?
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︎ Nov 19 2018
My Biology lab presented a slide show about using a microscope.
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Biology jokes
What do you call a closted bottom
A substrate
Its horrible ik
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I said, βI think your fly is open.β
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︎ Apr 15 2019
Tomorrow's my biology practical exam and I don't know how to chemically test for glucose
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
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︎ Sep 30 2018
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
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︎ May 07 2019
Biology joke
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︎ Jul 24 2018
My biology teacher was late for class today.
I guess she missed her period.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
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︎ Jun 10 2018
Biology Dad Joke
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
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︎ Feb 22 2014
Puns from biology
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︎ May 18 2018
The local school board just purchased a powerful new microscope for the high school biology lab...
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
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︎ Mar 19 2019
My sister just dropped her Biology textbook on my foot.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
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︎ Sep 13 2017
I once met someone in the Biology Lab..
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︎ Jan 16 2018
We learned about nervous tissue in biology today.
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︎ Sep 07 2014
What do you call a cat with a PhD in Marine Biology?
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︎ Aug 27 2017
I received my grade for my Marine Biology class....
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︎ Aug 09 2017
As I was putting together a skeleton in my biology class, I held onto my table's skull...
Not paying attention, I nearly dropped the skull. Without skipping a beat, I said "Whew, nearly lost my head for a second there!"
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︎ Feb 16 2017
Biology teacher pun
Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature?
Class: Ummm.....
Teacher: Romeostatis
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︎ Dec 10 2014
My Dad is a former Biology teacher...
I was telling my family that my friend's dad, James, had recently gotten a vasectomy. Without missing a beat my dad exclaimed "If he were a plant he'd be a Jim-no-sperm!" and laughed uproariously while the rest of the family just shook their heads.
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︎ May 15 2014
I failed a quiz in biology class. There was a question on the parts of a flower...
and i didn't know the anther!
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︎ Apr 21 2017
What do Jedis learn in biology class?
"Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force"
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︎ Jan 15 2017
Dirty biology dadjoke.
So while tutoring a Biology study group, (mind you, they are 18-20 year old guys and ladies I'm 24 and married) I was explaining a hard concept to the group, and a girl exclaimed: "Jesusdo, you're hard!" Because apparently I wasn't making too much sense...I responded with: "Thanks, but I prefer to receive that compliment from my wife though" That girl's face went redder than a tomato the same with everyone else's and much laughter was had. :)
Edit: autocorrect messed up my username.
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