What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
At least my heart was in the right place.
He said, "I'm your mum."
Dude, your fly is open
My grades are below C-level
I wound up using cellular.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
Your grades need to be above C-level
I said "The elephant obviously!"
They had no chemistry 🥺
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.
but were created for educational porpoises.
We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
Dissection is the better part of valor.
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
What do you call a closted bottom
Its horrible ik
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
I guess she missed her period.
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
Now my life has no porpoise.
MY TOE SIS!
he sure was a fungi.
Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis
It was below C level.
Not paying attention, I nearly dropped the skull. Without skipping a beat, I said "Whew, nearly lost my head for a second there!"
I was telling my family that my friend's dad, James, had recently gotten a vasectomy. Without missing a beat my dad exclaimed "If he were a plant he'd be a Jim-no-sperm!" and laughed uproariously while the rest of the family just shook their heads.