36 Hilarious Botany Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Botany 🌿

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👤︎ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/twofirstkinds

📅︎ Mar 05 2018

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You cant plant any flowers if you havent botany

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👤︎ u/HisNameIsJeffTris

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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BOTANY

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👤︎ u/evovlingsapianyolo

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Botany plants lately? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…

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👤︎ u/samtabar

📅︎ Jul 08 2018

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When I was doing my PhD in botany, I added pictures on my final research paper.

Photos in thesis.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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I really want to know more about plants...

I just haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/Everisfunny

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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A sign at a Nursery...

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👤︎ u/PirateboarderLife

📅︎ May 15 2020

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My wife wanted to plant flowers

Problem is she hasn’t botany.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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I wanted to start gardening but I have a problem

I haven't botany

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👤︎ u/milk-is-bad

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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My fiance thinks he's clever!

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👤︎ u/shuldagot_a_squirrel

📅︎ Oct 15 2018

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I was planning to get into gardening

But I haven’t botany plants

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👤︎ u/bogtownboy

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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I went out to my garden to plant some flowers

But i realized i hadn't botany

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👤︎ u/AWACS-Thunderhead

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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[Request] Plant puns for a bookmark!

Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.

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👤︎ u/Capernakis

📅︎ Dec 05 2017

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My wife wanted to start a garden this spring.

I told her "well you can't plant any flowers if you haven't botany"

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👤︎ u/CptBitter

📅︎ May 10 2019

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Why didn't the gardener plant any plants?

He didn't botany...

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👤︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX

📅︎ Nov 22 2016

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I want to grow some plants in my backyard

but I haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner

📅︎ Sep 10 2015

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Classmate Just Dadjoked Me

We're sitting in Ecology and the professor says, "Okay we're going to move on to plants now."

Classmate turns to me, "You hate botany?"

Me: Yeah

Him: Me too. Guess we should veg out.

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👤︎ u/Jwkaoc

📅︎ Jan 30 2015

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You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/jupiiters

📅︎ Aug 28 2017

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You can’t plant any flowers if you haven’t botany

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👤︎ u/average_white_person

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany.

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👤︎ u/astrotypical

📅︎ Apr 01 2018

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You can't plant any flowers

If you haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany

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👤︎ u/PirateboarderLife

📅︎ May 15 2020

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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany.

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👤︎ u/Advaldinho

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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How are you going to plant any flowers

If you haven’t botany?

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👤︎ u/betchhxx

📅︎ May 14 2020

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You can’t plant flowers if

You haven’t Botany

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👤︎ u/NicJ20

📅︎ May 16 2020

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You can't plant flowers

if you haven't botany

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👤︎ u/Nathann4288

📅︎ May 13 2020

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You Can’t Plant Flowers...

...if you haven’t Botany

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👤︎ u/PirateboarderLife

📅︎ May 12 2020

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Why couldn't my neighbor plant any flowers?

They hadn't botany

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👤︎ u/lilAKoof

📅︎ May 16 2020

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You can't plant flowers

If you haven't botany

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👤︎ u/BassWizard420

📅︎ Sep 22 2019

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You can’t plant any flowers

if you haven’t botany

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👤︎ u/sicariusdiem

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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You can’t plant any flowers....

If you haven’t botany!!!!

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👤︎ u/oldwahsatch

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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You can't have any flowers

If you haven't botany

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👤︎ u/asakariya

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

I haven't botany

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👤︎ u/mishek-dev

📅︎ May 02 2019

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You can’t plant flowers

If you haven’t botany

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👤︎ u/hyrule_hobo

📅︎ Feb 26 2018

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You can't plant any flowers...

If you haven't botany.

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👤︎ u/dubstepman87

📅︎ Jan 29 2018

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