The murder in the botanical garden had a very obvious suspect

Turns out the evidence was planted

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My girlfriend wanted to go to a botanical garden in the mountains

I rose to the occasion.

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Dad joked strangers the Denver Botanical Gardens

I spotted a turtle swimming in one of the ponds. A kid with a family next to me excitedly said, "it looks like he 's coming over here!"

To which I replied, "yeah, he's coming right tortoise."

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