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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmorgenstern
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I can't think of a good flower pun right now...

Thistle have to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Me texting my friend in flower puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hackerwithalacker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a β€œb” comes after it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I never buy her flowers.

I didn't even know she sold flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosesjtorres
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What do you call flowers that are BFFs?

Buds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What kind of flower has a mouth?

Tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshd108
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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If Kai was a flower, what would he be?

Orchid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flybit-h
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.

Only ewes can prevent florist friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverjaydog
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Technically a flower, but...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestTexasOilman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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The wife and I were at the marriage counselor. "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" The marriage counselor asked glaring at me.

I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"

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What's one word for flowers that are more that two?

Flural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodSyndrome7
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Flowers started growing on my mouth today.

I’m not sure, but I think that they’re Tulips.

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2 women in a restaurant, when a duck walks in with a huge bunch of flowers. He places them on the table and says,

"You two ladies are so beautiful with sparkling eyes. "

One of the women stopped him, called the waiter over and said, I ordered AROMATIC duck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Why didn’t the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?

It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawdawg_75
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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You can't plant flowers

if you haven't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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My little girl accidentally broke one of her toy flowers. All I could say was...

Whoopsie-daisy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Wife: "What's this soccer ball doing in the flower bed?"

Me: "It's just looking round"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.

I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What do you call a sad flower?

A not-so dandelion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramo445
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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How many lips does a flower have?

Two-lips (Tulips)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/achirakos1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?

"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoryStar22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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You can’t plant flowers

if you haven’t botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weepingwillows123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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What flowers are always neat?

DAPPERdills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?

A Transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower

All I see is two lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/densenuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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There's a caterpillar near the flower
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asyazzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What type of flowers do sailors give on Valentine’s Day?

Forget-me-knots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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How many lips do flowers have?

Tu-lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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my girlfriend complained that i never buy her flowers

i never know she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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My wife is mad at me because I never buy her flowers

I honestly didn't know she sold flowers

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πŸ“…︎ May 27
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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My girlfriend said that I never buy her flowers..

I never knew she sold flowers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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You cannot plant flowers..

if you haven't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovesMusic25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.

I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers

I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawpaw69420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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No, you can't plant flowers

If you haven't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieFoxtrot432
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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you can’t grow flowers...

if you haven’t botany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I told my wife she can't plant any flowers

Because she hasn't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?

"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoryStar22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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My wife is mad because I never buy her flowers.

I didn’t even know she sold flowers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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