I can't think of a good flower pun right now...
Me texting my friend in flower puns
My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers
I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers
There's a caterpillar near the flower
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
My wife is mad because I never buy her flowers.
I didn’t even know she sold flowers!
My wife has been complaining that I don’t buy her flowers. Tbh I don’t even know she started selling flowers.
Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
What did the outraged flower say ?
Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.
At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
Dad went to a flower shop
Dad: Have you guys got any cut flowers?
Flower store employee: No, but we have potted flowers.
Dad: Ah, well do you have scissors?
Why would I buy flowers when I don't like them!
"How comes you never buy her flowers?"
"I never knew she sold them!"
Dad, do you like flowers?
Some, on a vase by vase basis.
My wife said I never buy her flowers...
..., to be honest I never knew she is selling them.
Today my wife accidentally pushed flower pot with her elbow. After 3 hours of arguingshe came to a conclusion that
I put it in the wrong place......
3 years ago
What flower does everyone have on their head?
My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
*sighs* You know what melancholy flowers make me think of?
You can’t plant flowers...
...if you haven’t botany.
How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?
The difference is day and night.
What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?
A power plant.
My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
Never buy flowers from a monk...
Only you can prevent florist friars
What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
What flower can kiss two people at once?
Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?
It was called the Sherwood Florist
Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...
they deemed it an act of Violets.
How does the flower cross the lake
What is the most popular flower in France?
Why did everyone think Mufasa was a flower?
I asked my dog what’s his favorite flower.
“I dunno but imma peonies.”
So I wanted to buy some flowers
But I couldn’t because the prices rose
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
How are you going to plant any flowers
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
You can’t plant flowers...
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?