π︎ 3
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︎ May 08 2020
I can't think of a good flower pun right now...
π︎ 24
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Me texting my friend in flower puns
π︎ 4
π
︎ Feb 02 2017
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a βbβ comes after it!
π︎ 7k
π
︎ Mar 14 2021
My girlfriend broke up with me because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers.
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︎ May 17 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
π︎ 14
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︎ May 21 2021
What do you call flowers that are BFFs?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
What kind of flower has a mouth?
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︎ May 28 2021
If Kai was a flower, what would he be?
π︎ 4
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︎ May 07 2021
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
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π
︎ May 01 2021
Technically a flower, but...
π︎ 9
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︎ Apr 25 2021
The wife and I were at the marriage counselor. "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" The marriage counselor asked glaring at me.
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
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π
︎ Feb 09 2021
What's one word for flowers that are more that two?
π︎ 4
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︎ May 18 2021
Flowers started growing on my mouth today.
Iβm not sure, but I think that theyβre Tulips.
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︎ May 13 2021
2 women in a restaurant, when a duck walks in with a huge bunch of flowers. He places them on the table and says,
"You two ladies are so beautiful with sparkling eyes. "
One of the women stopped him, called the waiter over and said, I ordered AROMATIC duck."
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︎ May 10 2021
Why didnβt the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
π︎ 5
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︎ Apr 27 2021
You can't plant flowers
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My little girl accidentally broke one of her toy flowers. All I could say was...
π︎ 7
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︎ May 06 2021
Wife: "What's this soccer ball doing in the flower bed?"
Me: "It's just looking round"
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︎ May 08 2021
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
π︎ 7
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What do you call a sad flower?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
How many lips does a flower have?
π︎ 4
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?
"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"
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︎ Mar 14 2021
You canβt plant flowers
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What flowers are always neat?
π︎ 2
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Iβm not sure why people refer to womenβs privates as a flower
π︎ 19
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︎ Jan 23 2021
There's a caterpillar near the flower
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
π︎ 32
π
︎ Jan 19 2021
What type of flowers do sailors give on Valentineβs Day?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Feb 11 2021
How many lips do flowers have?
π︎ 18
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︎ Jan 21 2021
my girlfriend complained that i never buy her flowers
i never know she sold flowers
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︎ Apr 20 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
π︎ 31
π
︎ May 03 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
π︎ 133
π
︎ Apr 02 2021
My wife is mad at me because I never buy her flowers
I honestly didn't know she sold flowers
π︎ 9
π
︎ May 27 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
π︎ 43
π
︎ Apr 13 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Apr 07 2021
My girlfriend said that I never buy her flowers..
I never knew she sold flowers!
π︎ 31
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︎ Apr 16 2021
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
π︎ 16
π
︎ Mar 09 2021
You cannot plant flowers..
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.
I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.
π︎ 2
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︎ Apr 22 2021
My wifeβs mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers
I honestly didnβt even know she sold flowers
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Nov 25 2020
No, you can't plant flowers
π︎ 17
π
︎ Mar 03 2021
you canβt grow flowers...
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I told my wife she can't plant any flowers
Because she hasn't botany.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
You canβt plant flowers...
...if you havenβt botany.
π︎ 7
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?
"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"
π︎ 2
π
︎ Mar 14 2021
My wife is mad because I never buy her flowers.
I didnβt even know she sold flowers!
π︎ 58
π
︎ Jan 03 2021
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