flower puns can be so cheerful imgur.com/gallery/F4M2M1L
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmorgenstern
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I can't think of a good flower pun right now...

Thistle have to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Me texting my friend in flower puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hackerwithalacker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Need a rose/flower pun

My friend is asking his gf to homecoming with a pun. He asked me to think of it because it's usually my expertise. What is a good rose/ flower related pun?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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April showers bring may flowers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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How are you going to plant any flowers

If you haven’t botany?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What Did The Gardner Say To The Flower Pot After Being Arrested?

β€œWater You In 4.”

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πŸ“…︎ May 28
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You can't plant flowers

if you haven't botany

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nathann4288
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Somebody keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off

I think they're stalking me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignorethevoices
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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My wife is mad because I never buy her flowers

TBH, I never knew she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How does a flower get a boat across the lake?

It rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwfabrication
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Why couldn't my neighbor plant any flowers?

They hadn't botany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilAKoof
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…

Orchid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"

He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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I’m trying to think of some flower jokes,

but they’re all pretty peony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloUser100
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call a flower getting a sex change?

A transplant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnweak23
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What do you call a gymnasium for flowers?

A Power Plant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonTheTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.

Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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If oils squeezed out from flowers and herbs are essential,

and we squeeze a few out during the quarantine, why isn't porn is an essential service?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmao-Ze-Dong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My wife is mad at me because I never buy her flowers

I didn’t know she even sold flowers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choochoopants
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
🚨︎ report
Flowers...

Give them to your wife now or she'll put them on your grave later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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What type of flowers are the best at kissing?

Tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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My wife bought me flowers for our anniversary

She really rose to the occasion

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Therapist: your wife says you never buy her flowers.

Husband: to be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badhandlename
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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My bloomed flower is talking to my unbloomed flowers...

It's saying "Hey buds."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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How many lips does a flower have?

Tu-lips!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
🚨︎ report
Never buy flowers from a monk

Only you can prevent florist friars

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
🚨︎ report
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?

A light bulb

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talazare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
🚨︎ report
My wife's best friend asked me, "How come you never buy her flowers ?"

I didn't even know she was selling flowers !

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
🚨︎ report
"Never buy flowers from a monk", Smokey the Bear said.

Only you can prevent florist friars.

πŸ‘︎ 453
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Wife’s best friend: how come you never buy her flowers?

Me: I didn’t even know she was selling flowers

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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How many lips does a flower have

Tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steventhebeliven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a flower that barks?

A Collie-flower

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Therapist: Your wife has complained that you never buy her flowers, what do you say to that?

To be honest I had no idea my wife sold flowers.

πŸ‘︎ 347
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frase32
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off.

I think I'm being stalked

πŸ‘︎ 52
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I'm something of a flower myself
πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I sometimes drop flower seeds in my neighbors flower beds.

Sow seedy of me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Flower Bed
πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies.

And to his sons he gives sunflowers.

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FactoryBuilder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
What kinda flowers are on your face?

Tulips

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/manyu_abee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
I was so happy when my wife told me she's making Indian food for dinner that I wanted to do something nice and bought her flowers and chocolate.

I guess it's just her way to curry favor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasdit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.

Yard Art is strictly prohibited.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?

Hi, bud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.

They have an irideSCENT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
🌷 here's a flower
πŸ‘︎ 25
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers.

In all honesty, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenAdam321
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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A very elderly gentleman, mid ninety's, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge…

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a French bakers' favorite flower?

Croissanthemum

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Therapist:Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true ?

Me:Well to be honest I never knew she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramos394
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I wish I could Impreza her with flowers but I’m allergic #carpuns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lupicineo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home?

I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
🚨︎ report
Therapist: She says you never buy her flowers? Why is that?

Him: I didn’t even know she was selling flowers?!

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukd_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
🚨︎ report
my wife was complaining that I never buy her flowers

to be honest, I never even knew she sold flowers

πŸ‘︎ 30
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncanny58
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the flower seller who got held up at gun point...

... he was a petrified florist.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Since flowers produce aroma, and flowers are typically associated with love, couldn't flowers be considered aromantic item?
πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My wife complains that I don't buy her flowers.

I didn't know she sells them.

πŸ‘︎ 25
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pavelosky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Therapist: Your wife has complained you never buy her flowers, what do you have to say to that?

Well, in my defense, I never knew she sold flowers.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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How do flowers kiss?

With their tulips

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dsgorman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I bet they’re better dancers too πŸ˜‚ a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShayButter420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Where do drunk sea flowers go?

Alcoholics Anemones

πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife complains that I don’t buy her flowers.

To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

πŸ‘︎ 53
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πŸ‘€︎ u/INFIN1TYReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife claims she's upset because I never buy her flowers.

To be fair, she never told me she sold flowers in the first place.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainB_MANN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I went out to my garden to plant some flowers

But i realized i hadn't botany

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWACS-Thunderhead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife says I never buy her flowers

To be honest, I didn't even know she sold them!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmTheDanger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
🚨︎ report
German word for flowers is Blumen. Now what's the word for Bouquet?

Blumen group

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d03n3rfr1tz3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you do on a flower bike?

Petal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeinousHermitCrab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers

I didnt know she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/322dank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Flowers?

My kids asked me why I never buy their mom flowers. I told them I didn't know she sold flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volochemfogbank
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, β€œCan’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, β€œWhat kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, β€œTulips”

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vHRenegade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.

I didn't know she sold any!

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laughingboy14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
🚨︎ report
Me, telling a flower to leave

Begonia!

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saganrae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Which flower is the best greeter?

A hi-biscus.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madface7
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
🚨︎ report
What flowers are closest to cats?

Dandelions

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelanieLN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Stealing flowers is a terrible crime

It’s de-flora-ble.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deltabay06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Perfectly Pawsh Flower
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoddessNyxx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
🚨︎ report
You can’t plant flowers if

You haven’t Botany

πŸ‘︎ 29
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
πŸ“…︎ May 16
🚨︎ report
If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterdebater777
πŸ“…︎ May 25
🚨︎ report
You Can’t Plant Flowers...

...if you haven’t Botany

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 12
🚨︎ report
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlinsven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
You can’t plant any flowers if you haven’t botany
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
🚨︎ report
April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

PILGRIMS!

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
🚨︎ report
You can't plant flowers

If you haven't botany

πŸ‘︎ 40
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
🚨︎ report
You cant plant any flowers if you havent botany
πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisNameIsJeffTris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?

Hi, bud!

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?

Hi, bud!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
🚨︎ report
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_serioussam
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
🚨︎ report
You can’t plant any flowers....

If you haven’t botany!!!!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldwahsatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
🚨︎ report
You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twofirstkinds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
🚨︎ report
You can’t plant any flowers

if you haven’t botany

πŸ‘︎ 51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sicariusdiem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
🚨︎ report
April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/trololol456
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Never buy flowers from a monk

Only YOU can prevent Florist Friars.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMattRHorn
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
🚨︎ report
You can't have any flowers

If you haven't botany

πŸ‘︎ 37
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/asakariya
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
🚨︎ report
You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
πŸ‘︎ 5k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jupiiters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
🚨︎ report
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmWill13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
🚨︎ report
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmondoria
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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