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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcus12000
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What in Carnation
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What did the outraged flower say ?

What in Carnation ?!?

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My florist friend asked me to smell her dianthus caryophyllus

I replied, "What in carnation is that?!?!"

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Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

I haven't botany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mishek-dev
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What do you call a country that only has red cars...

A red carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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How does a southern florist exclaim his disbelief?

What in 'Carnation??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StalinsChoice
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Flower

When the ugliest kid in class gets a flower from someone for valentines. What in carnation!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOM1001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Never been here before again

Old people will remember "Carnation" instant milk (powered milk). I got to thinking that if you added water to Carnation milk, then let it evaporate back to a powder,... then add water again it would be "ReinCarnation!"

[Yes, I'm a dad, so I'm fully licensed for such humor]

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Dad Co-worker

Him: Do you know what our country would be of we all drove pink Cadillacs? A Pink carnation. Me: face palm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zarlyn118
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Dad joked my wife after Medieval Times

The other night, my wife and I went to this corporate outing at Medieval Times with work. For those who don't know, it's a pretend jousting tournament with a bunch of food and no silverware unless you ask for it. The Knights also ride around on horseback and try to keep everyone involved and have a good time.

So one of the things they do, is give a 'favor' to to people in the audience. Typically, pretty ladies and little girls. My wife got such a favor (carnation). Gave her some mock jealousy, and our evening continued.

So on and our way home, I asked:

"So, how was your night? "

" It was pretty good. "

" Good. How about your evening? "

She's still glaring at me, three days later.

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My dad to my daughters this morning at breakfast....

Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation

Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws

Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.

Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.

There were dozens more....

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My dads all time favorite joke - never fails when someone's in a suit
  • What do you call a nation with only pink cars?

...a pink carnation

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