Tulip Puns

A list of puns related to "Tulip"

Tulips
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👤︎ u/hokka4
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the tulip say to the cheating rose?

“Don’t you be dandelion to me!”

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👤︎ u/CameronC7
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Where do tulips like to sleep?

In a flower bed

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👤︎ u/climbcolorado
📅︎ May 05 2020
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My wife said that all our tulips have come out now...

Who’d have thought ....gay tulips !

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Me to My kid: "I heard you've been planting trees, son! Why don't you plant Tulips?.."

Nvm, not from Alabama

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👤︎ u/cracksniffer666
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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My boyfriend reminding me he likes tulips.
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👤︎ u/HomocusPocus
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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How do you grow the brightest tulips?

You start with a light bulb.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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What kind of flower has a mouth?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/joshd108
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Flowers started growing on my mouth today.

I’m not sure, but I think that they’re Tulips.

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👤︎ u/BigChungus42069XDXD
📅︎ May 13 2021
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My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.

I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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How many lips does a flower have?

Two-lips (Tulips)

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👤︎ u/achirakos1
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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👤︎ u/Shadynastys182
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What flower does everyone have on their head?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/torchpenny
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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What type of flowers are the best at kissing?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/TurboAxolotl
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers.

In all honesty, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

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👤︎ u/BenAdam321
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
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👤︎ u/jupiiters
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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How does a gardener wistle?

He presses his tulips together.

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👤︎ u/Chlumsy
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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👤︎ u/slashr7
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call a light powered by a couple of lips?

A tulip bulb

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👤︎ u/Angoram
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Which gardens are most talkative?

The ones with tulips

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👤︎ u/t-sigh
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Date proposal

Let's go on a date you can help me plant tulips

Tulips around this dick

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👤︎ u/macrei420
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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What kinda flowers are on your face?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/manyu_abee
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Your average mug shot
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👤︎ u/Streaplerz
📅︎ Jun 09 2013
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A man goes to see his father at his parents house

They both sit and start chatting

Son : how was your doctors appointment?

Dad: good!the doctor gave me different medication for my memory loss

Son : oh really ? What are the name of the pills?

Dad : ( struggling to remember ) oohh...uhhh.... something to do with flowers but I can’t remember

Son: tulips ?

Dad: no , they’re very popular and everyone loves them .

Son : daisies?

Dad : no! They are bright red and romantic

Son : rose ?

Dad: YES. He loudly yells ROSE, WHAT ARE THE PILLS CALLED THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME?

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👤︎ u/MNMKandyKane
📅︎ May 15 2019
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While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, “Can’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, “What kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, “Tulips”

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👤︎ u/vHRenegade
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What sort of flowers grow on your face?

Tulips..

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👤︎ u/MrRedneck
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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How many Dutchman does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, most tulip, daffodil, or hyacinth bulbs don't weigh very much.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call 2 flowers kissing?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/Jaden22VG
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal

Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?

Me: No but I know what plant does.

Wife: ?

Me: Tulips.

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👤︎ u/DPAtheCPA
📅︎ May 25 2018
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What kind of flowers do you take to a smooch concert?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/booksmeller1124
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Whats the only flower that grows on a face?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/slap_shot18
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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A classic joke my dad would always tell: what's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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👤︎ u/mossybeard
📅︎ Jan 12 2014
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Jokin' like a dad

Last night my daughter was looking at some new clothing my wife had gotten her.

Daughter: "I like this one, it has tulips on it!"

Me: "Do you like me? I have two lips too!"

Daughter: "Where?"

Me: "Right here!" points to lips "One lip! Two lips!"

Wife: rolls eyes

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👤︎ u/omega697
📅︎ Mar 12 2014
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My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.

I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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How do flowers whistle?

With their tulips.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a flower with a mouth?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/the_canadanian
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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How many lips does a flower have

Tulips

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👤︎ u/steventhebeliven
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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What's better than having roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ....

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👤︎ u/mike561991
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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What is better than having roses on your piano?

Having tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/Pho_de_bimos
📅︎ May 25 2019
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How do flowers kiss?

With their tulips

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👤︎ u/Dsgorman
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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What type of flowers are the best for kissing?

Tulips!

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👤︎ u/SupremeRulingKingMan
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/E3galloway
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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How do flowers kiss?

With their tulips

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👤︎ u/Chockzilla
📅︎ Dec 03 2016
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What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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👤︎ u/Skullify
📅︎ Nov 12 2015
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/LingeronmyFinger
📅︎ Jul 19 2013
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what's better than roses on your piano?

... tulips on your organ.

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👤︎ u/Soosh123
📅︎ Jun 14 2013
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what flowers are the best kissers?

tulips.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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