βDonβt you be dandelion to me!β
In a flower bed
Whoβd have thought ....gay tulips !
Nvm, not from Alabama
You start with a light bulb.
A tulip
A tulip bulb
The ones with tulips
He presses his tulips together.
Tulips
He used his tulips
Tulips on your organ....
Let's go on a date you can help me plant tulips
Tulips around this dick
In all honesty, I didnβt know she sold flowers.
Tulips
Tulips
With their tulips
No hesitation I say, βTulipsβ
They both sit and start chatting
Son : how was your doctors appointment?
Dad: good!the doctor gave me different medication for my memory loss
Son : oh really ? What are the name of the pills?
Dad : ( struggling to remember ) oohh...uhhh.... something to do with flowers but I canβt remember
Son: tulips ?
Dad: no , theyβre very popular and everyone loves them .
Son : daisies?
Dad : no! They are bright red and romantic
Son : rose ?
Dad: YES. He loudly yells ROSE, WHAT ARE THE PILLS CALLED THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME?
What's better than roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ!
Just one, most tulip, daffodil, or hyacinth bulbs don't weigh very much.
Tulips
Tulips..
Tulips
Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?
Me: No but I know what plant does.
Wife: ?
Me: Tulips.
tulips.
I was telling my Dad about a new hot dog stand in town and how they would put nacho cheese, pepperoni's, French's onion rings, etc. He said "I like tulips on mine." Confused I said "Tulips? What the hell?" and he pointed to his mouth and said "These two lips right here."
Tulips
Tulips on your organ
Last night my daughter was looking at some new clothing my wife had gotten her.
Daughter: "I like this one, it has tulips on it!"
Me: "Do you like me? I have two lips too!"
Daughter: "Where?"
Me: "Right here!" points to lips "One lip! Two lips!"
Wife: rolls eyes
Having tulips on your organ.
Tulips!
Tulips on your organ.
With their tulips
Tulips on an organ.
Tulips on your organ.
... tulips on your organ.
