I picked up a couple of orchids at the grocery store

Now I know all about plant parenthood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aevyian
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies.

And to his sons he gives sunflowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FactoryBuilder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Wife: What are some names of orchids?

Me: Free Willy

Wife: I said "orCHIDS"

Me: Baby Free Willy?

Wife: Shame on you

Me: No, but Shamu would work

*Posted on mobile, please forgive formatting issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gudotwo2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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If Kai was a flower, what would he be?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/flybit-h
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...


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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoobidyMcBoobidy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Did you hear about the florist who died in an accident?

Turns out he was an Orchid donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratesox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jupiiters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…


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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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