There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house

This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornedbeefhash1
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You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?

It's a huge Pine in the Ash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangerineX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.

I guess they just find them irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterZX77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What is Blackbeard's favorite species of thistle cultivated as a food?

Arrrrtichokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.

Taiwanasaurus Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?

Because they are G-I-ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sq009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Fun fact: Axolotls our one of the only species to have a different name in their infancy.

Axolittles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReflexNL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My son said he knew all the dinosaur species and he named all of them.

I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?

They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lela_chan
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why are goats considered an advanced species?

They're always living on the bleating edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid8tive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My daughter: What species of snail is this?

Me: Species is cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HateGettingGold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What species of bird is this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I think the species is Traffica conesi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.

There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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U know a type of our species tried to go vegan, they went extinct
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.

I like them medium rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loopystring
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What separates a canine family tree from other species?

The bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.

Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeDandas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?

It's called a unicornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhalesWails
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...

I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What species of ants smell cleanest?

Deodorants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pappajay2001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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there is a species of Antelope that is capable of jumping higher than a house.

this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about the new species of ant they discovered? It's huge, doesn't have feet, and is scared milk.

They named it the lack toes n' taller ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedNutz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What did the child say to try and communicate with the tangled rope alien species?

I kid, you knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRadishSpirit94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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There are over 200,000 animal species in the ocean.

Seems fishy but it's true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Which animal species is the most religious?

MONK-eys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bully90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Eons ago, a series of genetic mutations created a new species of winged animals, with the original animal being a pig.

Pigeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidisrussia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What species of fish has hair?

Hairing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishyFishermen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What bird species make the best thieves?

Robins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietGiantWRX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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They should make a species of lemon called John Lemon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rageof_Theworld
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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On the origin of species...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Some species of frog can jump higher than 3-story office buildings.

It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LabeledAsALunatic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Scientists have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur that's really intelligent.

it's called a thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana0vanna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...

...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.

One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sp0yl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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New species of gazelle found jumps higher than the average house.

Mainly because the average house cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickfoxtail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords

They can’t croak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hidoshigo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I was led to believe a kipper was a species of fish...

... but it turns out that was a dead herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeckari
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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He enjoyed his new job as a flight attendant on a Transgalactic Express ship. He enjoyed the variety of species & sentients he got to meet. Except for the Plort, who ate large quantities of raw dead flesh.

They always made him put their carrion overhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnabbe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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A scientist recently mapped the chromosome of a new species...

He was hailed as a gene-ius!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinsl727
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities

They're called Molar Bears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drageuth2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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We thought that bald eagles were an endangered species for the longest time...

Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsurox22
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate601
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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