There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
What is Blackbeard's favorite species of thistle cultivated as a food?
Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
Fun fact: Axolotls our one of the only species to have a different name in their infancy.
My son said he knew all the dinosaur species and he named all of them.
I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "
Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
Why are goats considered an advanced species?
They're always living on the bleating edge.
My daughter: What species of snail is this?
What species of bird is this?
I think the species is Traffica conesi
Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.
There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.
U know a type of our species tried to go vegan, they went extinct
I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
What separates a canine family tree from other species?
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
What species of ants smell cleanest?
there is a species of Antelope that is capable of jumping higher than a house.
this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.
Did you hear about the new species of ant they discovered? It's huge, doesn't have feet, and is scared milk.
They named it the lack toes n' taller ant.
What did the child say to try and communicate with the tangled rope alien species?
There are over 200,000 animal species in the ocean.
Seems fishy but it's true.
Which animal species is the most religious?
An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.
He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.
Eons ago, a series of genetic mutations created a new species of winged animals, with the original animal being a pig.
What species of fish has hair?
What bird species make the best thieves?
They should make a species of lemon called John Lemon
On the origin of species...
Some species of frog can jump higher than 3-story office buildings.
It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.
Scientists have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur that's really intelligent.
So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...
...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.
One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes.
"What's that?" he asked an officer nearby.
The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."
New species of gazelle found jumps higher than the average house.
Mainly because the average house cannot jump.
Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords
I was led to believe a kipper was a species of fish...
... but it turns out that was a dead herring.
He enjoyed his new job as a flight attendant on a Transgalactic Express ship. He enjoyed the variety of species & sentients he got to meet. Except for the Plort, who ate large quantities of raw dead flesh.
They always made him put their carrion overhead.
A scientist recently mapped the chromosome of a new species...
He was hailed as a gene-ius!
Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities
They're called Molar Bears
We thought that bald eagles were an endangered species for the longest time...
Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.
The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.