My kid asked me if it's true that some species of Whale can grow up to 100 feet?
I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.
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︎ May 10 2021
Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Whats the healthiest species of amphibian? A saladmander.
Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?
A saladmander.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.
They are calling them meta-taters.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Which species of ant is the biggest?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
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You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
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What is Blackbeard's favorite species of thistle cultivated as a food?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Fun fact: Axolotls our one of the only species to have a different name in their infancy.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
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Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My son said he knew all the dinosaur species and he named all of them.
I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why are goats considered an advanced species?
They're always living on the bleating edge.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What species of bird is this?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
U know a type of our species tried to go vegan, they went extinct
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︎ Nov 23 2019
My daughter: What species of snail is this?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I think the species is Traffica conesi
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.
There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
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What separates a canine family tree from other species?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
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Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What species of ants smell cleanest?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Did you hear about the new species of ant they discovered? It's huge, doesn't have feet, and is scared milk.
They named it the lack toes n' taller ant.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Which animal species is the most religious?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
There are over 200,000 animal species in the ocean.
Seems fishy but it's true.
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︎ May 17 2019
What did the child say to try and communicate with the tangled rope alien species?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwinβs The Origin of Species.
He was trying to figure out whether he is his brotherβs keeper or his keeperβs brother.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
What species of fish has hair?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
They should make a species of lemon called John Lemon
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︎ Mar 23 2018
On the origin of species...
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︎ Mar 01 2018
What bird species make the best thieves?
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︎ Dec 31 2018
So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...
...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.
One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes.
"What's that?" he asked an officer nearby.
The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."
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Some species of frog can jump higher than 3-story office buildings.
It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
Scientists have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur that's really intelligent.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
New species of gazelle found jumps higher than the average house.
Mainly because the average house cannot jump.
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords
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I was led to believe a kipper was a species of fish...
... but it turns out that was a dead herring.
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Whats the healthiest species of amphibian? A saladmander.
Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?
A saladmander.
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there is a species of Antelope that is capable of jumping higher than a house.
this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.
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