A list of puns related to "Sorta"
A radish
My girlfriend: Iβm pregnant Me: hi pregnant, Iβm gonna be dad
...I keep hearing him scream...Oberyn Oberyn over again...
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
Thank goodness it was a soft drink
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
She's super good at basketball and signed to Alabama earlier this year. I was trying to think of something funny, and usually I'm pretty good at that sorta thing, but Alabama just doesn't work too well. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.
You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.
Is that water brackish?
Yeah it's sorta brownish blackish guess you could call it brackish
But apparently I've got some sorta power that makes me resistent to it. So people kept asking: how are you, how do you feel. I constantly said: relax, I am 0k
This is not my content, which is sorta kinda against this r/'s policy, but I couldn't find it on here and thought it fit perfectly. If mods have a real beef with me posting it, I'll happily take it down.
While listening to NPR the reporter is talking about an attack on a refugee camp and cuts to a audio clip of a man who was there during the attack and says something along the lines of "People where in pieces. Everyone was running so I grabbed my childs hand and ran." immediately my dad cuts in with "WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE CHILD?" After he realized what he had actually just said we agreed that sorta joke was off limits.
My friend: "an about to reread my middle east paper."
Me: "Iraq-en it's a great paper"
My friend: "lol it's okay. It was sorta rushed."
Me: "Just because it's called Iran doesn't mean you have to hurry through it."
Link: http://imgur.com/Jp8kITM
Family was discussing how my brother's ex-girlfriend's grandmother is being transported to RI to be buried after passing away in Florida.
Me: Isn't it sorta weird... you know.. that there could be a dead person flying in a plane en route to Rhode Island.
Dad: No, not really. I'd say the guy she was sitting next to would be the only one a little creeped out.
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