What is a doctor's favorite bingo number?

Benign

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ruraph
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChronoAndMarle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I found a spot of cancer on my BINGO Card

Don't worry, it was B9.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrscissorhands4
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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alphaw0lf212
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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a pirate has pimples and gets them checked out by a doctor

the doctor tells him that they're benign so he's fine and the pirate responds "no thar be ten"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cooldude8910
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.

The doctor, after examining him: Donโ€™t worry. Theyโ€™re benign.

Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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A pirate went to see the doctor about the moles on his backโ€ฆ

"I wouldn't worry about it," said the doctor, "They're benign."

"Count 'em again doc," said the pirate, "You'll find there be ten."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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The number 8 was incredibly hostile at the Numbers Dress Up party

He didnโ€™t want to benign.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/idrees7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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My teacher pulled this one on us today...

We're in AP Comp Sci learning about converting to hex values.

He writes up on the board: B9 (a hex value)

Teacher: (After explaining how to convert) So that's about it, class. To be honest, it's really pretty benign (points to B9)

Laughter and groans ensued.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rb612
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Boyfriend is a constant dad joker

Today he was playing with one of his parents dogs and looking at the two tumors that she has (they are benign). He said, "one more and she'll have a three-mor!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Puffalump
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChronoAndMarle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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