What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na
What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?
Krav MAGA.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A Lamborghini.
What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?
Firecrackers.
What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music
Prague rock
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
A pink carnation
What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?
An eh-hole
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
Vans
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?
An ember alert.
What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?
Turnovers
GO BROWNS!
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...
But they’re a solid number 2!
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
igloo
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly squats
What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
Hippity hop
What kind of cheese never does a job to the best of their ability?
Half-hearty cheese
What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
Asked Mork what kind of iPod he had. He said
Nano Nano
From my son -- What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
My dog has this phobia of some kind
I don’t know what it is but she’s always pet-rified
What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
An incommunivocado.
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Shreddar.
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving
What kind of homes do they have in Wakanda?
Wakandominiums
What kind of food is made from horses?
Glue Cheese.
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
What kind of self defence do vegans use?
Tofu
What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?
The Bee’s Sneeze
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"
I said as I was taking away his dental implant.
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
Reptile
What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
Prague rock.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White Vans
What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?
Czechno!
