What’s a cancer patient’s favorite part of playing Bingo?

B9

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What is a doctor's favorite bingo number?

Benign

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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoAndMarle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I found a spot of cancer on my BINGO Card

Don't worry, it was B9.

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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaw0lf212
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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a pirate has pimples and gets them checked out by a doctor

the doctor tells him that they're benign so he's fine and the pirate responds "no thar be ten"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooldude8910
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A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.

The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.

Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.

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A pirate went to see the doctor about the moles on his back…

"I wouldn't worry about it," said the doctor, "They're benign."

"Count 'em again doc," said the pirate, "You'll find there be ten."

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The number 8 was incredibly hostile at the Numbers Dress Up party

He didn’t want to benign.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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My teacher pulled this one on us today...

We're in AP Comp Sci learning about converting to hex values.

He writes up on the board: B9 (a hex value)

Teacher: (After explaining how to convert) So that's about it, class. To be honest, it's really pretty benign (points to B9)

Laughter and groans ensued.

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Boyfriend is a constant dad joker

Today he was playing with one of his parents dogs and looking at the two tumors that she has (they are benign). He said, "one more and she'll have a three-mor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puffalump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoAndMarle
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